I got a Wii

[datherman]

I looked at a webcomic and checked the weather once on my Wii. Then I went back to thithering online and opening the window.

True story.

Apart from the lies.

So very many lies.

Like the fact that when you say "weather" you actually mean "lottery numbers"

You horrible person you.

[rabid_fox]

That's an also-fact. One time, I scratched my bollocks so hard they bled and I spent the whole day walking with a particular cant that, when I see, I now recognise.

Bleeding scrotes are unpleasant.

[Tom Flapwell]

Rabid, do you always type the first thing that comes to mind?

[Doc Sigma]

That's an also-fact. One time, I scratched my bollocks so hard they bled and I spent the whole day walking with a particular cant that, when I see, I now recognise.

Bleeding scrotes are unpleasant.

RABID_FOX-INSPIRED PUNK ROCK BAND NAME #62: "The Bleeding Scrotes"

[datherman]

The first 61 all involved the word "thither" in some twisted, thithering way.

[osprey]

Drugthither is still the best.

[nickspoon]

THITHER FOR MY VALENTINE