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Postby Muninn » Wed Feb 04, 2004 7:07 pm

Why did the teenager cross the road?<br>Because his parents told him not to.<br><br>Yeah, yeah i know it's stereotypical...
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Postby Elscire » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:18 pm

That reminds me of Avery's reasoning for taking up smoking. It's sad that it's true.
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Postby ShadOtterdan » Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:38 pm

Here's an irish joke for you guys<br><br>An englishman, a scotsman, and an irishman walk into a bar, each of them orders a pint. Then three flies fly down and one lands in each drink, the englishman pushes his drink away in disgust, the scotsman takes the fly and and drinks the pint, the irishman on the other hand picks up the fly and starts shaking it, saying "Spit it out! Spit it out you bastard!"
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Postby Foxchild » Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:46 pm

oh no, the irish jokes are starting! Just a matter of time before the true stories start pouring out, including a few of my own!
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Postby norsenerd » Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:20 pm

Tell us. TELL US!
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Postby Foxchild » Thu Feb 05, 2004 4:01 am

not yet, let the jokes roll for a bit longer.
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Postby Maeglin » Thu Feb 05, 2004 4:07 am

I hate spiders. I used to hate flies too, until I learned how to open them. <br><br>*hides behind NORAD*
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Postby Foxchild » Thu Feb 05, 2004 4:40 am

you know, if this weren't the joke forum, you'lld probably be roasted right now. Anyone know how roasted griffen tastes? =P
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Postby Zylo » Thu Feb 05, 2004 10:25 am

It tastes like chicken. Everything tastes like chicken.
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Postby Elscire » Thu Feb 05, 2004 5:44 pm

But how do we know that's what chicken really tastes like?
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Postby MidnightRealism » Thu Feb 05, 2004 6:25 pm

Panda walks into this restaurant. Sits down, places an order for some fresh bamboo. Eats it when it arrives, then stands up, pulls out a gun, and kills the waiter. Walks out of the restaurant.<br>Manager wants to know why the panda did that. Goes to the library, looks up information on pandas in an encyclopedia. Finally figures it out:<br><br>"Panda: eats bamboo shoots and leaves."<br><br>...Drop your rotting produce. I won't do it again, I promise.
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Postby Sabre » Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:03 am

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br><br><br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>Hey wanna ride bikes?<br><br><br><br>wooo. *hides* Is ADD even a real disease? I dont belive in it.
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Postby Dr. Doog » Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:07 am

yeah! one time i was reading this arcitcle on PT cruisers and all of a sudden i went on the internet and found this website about ads.<br><br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>what were we talking about!?
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Postby norsenerd » Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:09 am

Yes it is. Very much so. I don't suffer from this but mental desises like this arn't fun. There are people who are seriously afected by it. There are others who just pretend to be. There is no cure. People with ADD just have to learn to live wiht it. It makes life a little bit harde. They get used to it but the efects are still visable.
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Postby Zylo » Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:38 am

ADD is worst if left untreated. I know a guy (one of our freshmen) who was diagnosed ADHD and his parents never sought treatment for him. Between the hyperactivity and inattentaveness in school, he was teased 24/7 and now, as a result of untreated ADHD, has anger issues, depression, rage, and all sorts of mental illnesses. It's not pretty.
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