Assassin Game

[GhostWay]

<span style='color:#008'>The senatorial convention is about to get underway. Sources which have asked to remain anonymous report that several government agents have been issued to protect the senators. Despite the fact that their recent funding drop requires them to use taxis.<br><br>In local news, Businessman Kevin B. Persec has suggested that "users who wish to transfer large amounts of data of a dail-up connection might as well toss large and small rocks to transmit information in binary." Incidentally, the Feldspar Quarry has made record sales this week. More after this....</span>

[Ruedii-X]

Sends a mass email distribution in Holyman83's name promoting Anti-Spam laws.

[Ozymandias]

<i>A dark alleyway. A shadow pressed against the wall. A faint orange glow, about halfway up the wall brightens, then dims again. The glow moves down to a quarter of the wall's height, before seemingly disappearing. The figure - for it is a tall, enigmatic man - draws himself up to full height, before reaching inside his coat and removing a heavy MEHTUL object. It glints in the shards of light that define the edge of the shadows. A gun. .45. The magazine is checked, then replaced with a neat "click". The gun is returned inside the coat. The figure moves his arm; a swift toss; a spin of the toe, and there is a cloud of embers that whisp in the wind's breath, before fading to black.<br><br>The man steps forward, crosses the boundary into the street light. His pale skin seems ghostly, and his long black hair hides his eyes. The only thing showing emotion is his thin pink smile. A pause for a moment, then he turns quick on his boot heels, and is gone, coat swirling with his brisk pace, into the night.</i>

[IHateUsernames]

OOC: So, we start when theres another agent and some senators or what?<br><br>Yes, I'm an agent. Got five shots in my stomach, one lead four burbon.

[Richard K Niner]

OOC: Well, if we start now, the terrorists have won! (#Agents = #Sens ==> Assassin victory)

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jan 29 2005, 11:03 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jan 29 2005, 11:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <i>A dark alleyway. A shadow pressed against the wall. A faint orange glow, about halfway up the wall brightens, then dims again. The glow moves down to a quarter of the wall's height, before seemingly disappearing. The figure - for it is a tall, enigmatic man - draws himself up to full height, before reaching inside his coat and removing a heavy MEHTUL object. It glints in the shards of light that define the edge of the shadows. A gun. .45. The magazine is checked, then replaced with a neat "click". The gun is returned inside the coat. The figure moves his arm; a swift toss; a spin of the toe, and there is a cloud of embers that whisp in the wind's breath, before fading to black.<br><br>The man steps forward, crosses the boundary into the street light. His pale skin seems ghostly, and his long black hair hides his eyes. The only thing showing emotion is his thin pink smile. A pause for a moment, then he turns quick on his boot heels, and is gone, coat swirling with his brisk pace, into the night.</i> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>At the end of the wall there is a sock monkey pulverized with bullets. He's carrying a note saying "Even if I die, the penguins shall take over!!"<br><br>Meanwhile on the senite floor. ThunderFox, with his shinny black static-charged fur, and white neck and underbelly is making a protest to "HolyMan83's latest attempt to undermind the Anti-Spam bill legeslation".

[IHateUsernames]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Jan 29 2005, 10:50 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Jan 29 2005, 10:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jan 29 2005, 11:03 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jan 29 2005, 11:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <i>A dark alleyway. A shadow pressed against the wall. A faint orange glow, about halfway up the wall brightens, then dims again. The glow moves down to a quarter of the wall's height, before seemingly disappearing. The figure - for it is a tall, enigmatic man - draws himself up to full height, before reaching inside his coat and removing a heavy MEHTUL object. It glints in the shards of light that define the edge of the shadows. A gun. .45. The magazine is checked, then replaced with a neat "click". The gun is returned inside the coat. The figure moves his arm; a swift toss; a spin of the toe, and there is a cloud of embers that whisp in the wind's breath, before fading to black.<br><br>The man steps forward, crosses the boundary into the street light. His pale skin seems ghostly, and his long black hair hides his eyes. The only thing showing emotion is his thin pink smile. A pause for a moment, then he turns quick on his boot heels, and is gone, coat swirling with his brisk pace, into the night.</i> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>At the end of the wall there is a sock monkey pulverized with bullets. He's carrying a note saying "The penguins shall take over!!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> So, I've been asigned to the case of the sock monkey named Burk.<br><br>Why did he get shot, who did it, and how did he find out about the penguins. Thats top secret.

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-IHateUsernames+Jan 29 2005, 04:53 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (IHateUsernames @ Jan 29 2005, 04:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> So, I've been asigned to the case of the sock monkey named Burk.<br><br>Why did he get shot, who did it, and how did he find out about the penguins. Thats top secret. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Note clarification edits, sorry.

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Jan 29 2005, 04:54 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Jan 29 2005, 04:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-IHateUsernames+Jan 29 2005, 04:53 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (IHateUsernames @ Jan 29 2005, 04:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> So, I've been asigned to the case of the sock monkey named Burk.<br><br>Why did he get shot, who did it, and how did he find out about the penguins. Thats top secret. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Note clarification edits, sorry. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>In a back alleyway a sock monkey is meeting with a group of small flightless birds (little penguins) from the state of BlackHatHackia. They are handing him a pair of disks one labeled "Knoppix", the other labeled "PHLAK" He in exchange is handing them a passcode to HolyMan's Windozer 2001 mainframe system.<br><br>The sock monkey says: "This is hardly a fair deal, but at least my boss will be pleased."

[GhostWay]

[OOC] Ie need be, I will create some extra senator ccharacters, each with a personality, and post each one's message accompanied by a respective avatar. Although, I'd rather get individual users.<br><br>Also, I think that, for such a small forum, we can do with only two assassins and two agents, but assassins will only have one one target per round. We should have at least, oh, five senators, I think, before we start, although we could do it with four, possibly.[/OOC]

[Ozymandias]

OOC: Now I have OFFICIALLY lost the plot.<br>I thought we were going to gatecrash your party, riddle you with bullets, and leave gracefully. Where does a sock puppet come into it?

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Jan 29 2005, 05:02 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Jan 29 2005, 05:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> [OOC] Ie need be, I will create some extra senator ccharacters, each with a personality, and post each one's message accompanied by a respective avatar.  Although, I'd rather get individual users.<br><br>Also, I think that, for such a small forum, we can do with only two assassins and two agents, but assassins will only have one one target  per round.  We should have at least, oh, five senators, I think, before we start, although we could do it with four, possibly.[/OOC] <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>[OOC] I'll man a second one Senitor: William Grates of the state of Monopoly: ThunderFox's arch rival. And, Assasin SNORTty the Pig from BlackHatHackia, bent on revenge against on William Grates

[IHateUsernames]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jan 29 2005, 11:02 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jan 29 2005, 11:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> OOC: Now I have OFFICIALLY lost the plot.<br>I thought we were going to gatecrash your party, riddle you with bullets, and leave gracefully. Where does a sock puppet come into it? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> OOC: I'm just posting till the real fun starts, Mr. Anderson. (sorry)

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ozymandias+Jan 29 2005, 05:02 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozymandias @ Jan 29 2005, 05:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> OOC: Now I have OFFICIALLY lost the plot.<br>I thought we were going to gatecrash your party, riddle you with bullets, and leave gracefully. Where does a sock puppet come into it? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> (Plot recap) You hit the sock monkey, not me. He was carrying a note for you that "The penguins will win" Nobody counterattacked.

[Ozymandias]

(i didnt shoot no-one yet m8. that was a dramatic prologue of things to come :s)