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Postby Softpaw » Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:28 am

LOL! I had a client bring in a computer with a broken CD drive the other day. His kid broke the stops on the tray, and every time it ejected, it would fly several feet out from the desk. We gave him a new drive, and he let us keep his old one, so we spent half the day shooting the CD tray across the workbench <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Kles » Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:10 am

AWESOME. I need one of those.
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Postby Ozymandias » Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:02 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Kles+Dec 21 2004, 10:10 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Kles @ Dec 21 2004, 10:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> AWESOME. I need one of those. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I think we all do, really.
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Postby Holyman83 » Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:31 pm

OOOOO a flying cup holder!!!!
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Postby Ozymandias » Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:14 pm

lol - one mocha coffee comin up, express delivery<br><br>DUCK!!!
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Postby Richard K Niner » Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:35 pm

What!? Where!?<br>*gets hit in head by flying mocha*
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Postby GhostWay » Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:44 pm

Don't let all that coffee go to your head.<br><br>Whoops, too latte.
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Tue Dec 21, 2004 8:45 pm

See, I leave this thread about toaster catapults and flaming pop tarts alone for awhile, and it digresses into flying cd drives.<br><br>What's this world coming to?<br><br>*Gets hit by a flying soda*
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Postby Muninn » Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:16 pm

VisibilityMissing, this IS the forum logic and reason forgot after all.
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Postby Ruedii-X » Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:44 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Jacob+Dec 21 2004, 04:16 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jacob @ Dec 21 2004, 04:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> VisibilityMissing, this IS the forum logic and reason forgot after all. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Na' We just set aside logic and reason for the greater good of logic and reason!
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:41 am

Logic and reason ARE overrated . . .<br><br>Did you hear that?
"The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance,
and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever."
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"Perhaps they've discovered the giant whoopee cushion I hid
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Postby dragonranpu » Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:23 am

Why yes I did.
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:12 am

Hey look an echo.
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Postby Holyman83 » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:51 pm

Hey look an echo.<br><br><br><!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Muninn » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:27 pm

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