Iowa Tests

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:38 am

Hrmm... how do you pronounce Iowa!? Eye-oh-wah?

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:41 am

On the nose . . .

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:37 am

SATs: Standard Assesment Tests Taken in: Keystage 1 (Year 2 - 6/7 years old) Keystage 2 (Year 5 - 9/10 years old) Keystage 3 (Year 9 - 13/14 years old) Then there's GCSEs: Taken in Year 11 (15/16 years old) Then AS levels Taken in Year 12 (Lower VI most places) (16/17) Then A levels Taken in Year 13 (Upper VI most places) (17/18) Then you're on to Uni. Or instead of AS and A levels you can go to a college, and there's NVQs and BTECs and all sorts that I don't really get, except NVQs (National Vocational Qualification) are in practical things like plumbing and car maintainance and bus driving, and there are some people say they stand for "Not Very Qualified")

ShadOtterdan · Postby **ShadOtterdan** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:05 pm

I remember the Iowa tests, I usually got in the low 90s/high 80s for all of the categories, which I find either suspicous or sad because I'm not that much smarter than normal people.

dragonranpu · Postby **dragonranpu** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:00 am

I forgot all of that. I do know that on me GED I did over 80% oin all catagories. This is in Massachusetts. Yes I dropped out of school.

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:09 am

I just had the SAT (other than TAAS or what ever the standardized Texas test is called), and they lost one in the mail! That was because it was at the time anthrax was going through it thought.

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:13 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Holyman83 @ Dec 16 2004, 10:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I just had the SAT (other than TAAS or what ever the standardized Texas test is called), and they lost one in the mail! That was because it was at the time anthrax was going through it thought. </td></tr></table>  A standardized test gave you anthrax? Boy, that's something else against them. Make sure you warn all your friends, folks! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:08 am

*slaps VisibilityMissing around with a harring* you know what I mean. *cooks and eats the harring*

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:39 am

*Dumps a whole truckload of herring on Holyman* You know, polar bears like herring, too. *Releases the polar bear*

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:50 am

Hey! Polar bear! *Tries to glomp polar bear but gets clawed and bleeds to death.*

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:34 pm

Ooohhh, So we've got a third Taxachusetts resident lurking about the forums? What fun! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:36 pm

I declare the topic: Careeing It's gone a little too far to still be called "drifting"

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:23 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Ozymandias @ Dec 18 2004, 09:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I declare the topic: Careeing It's gone a little too far to still be called "drifting"  </td></tr></table>  yeah, it's even beyond a tangent. It's veiring away from the arch.

dragonranpu · Postby **dragonranpu** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:07 pm

I thought I saw a rather sharp angle in there.

Ruedii-X · Postby **Ruedii-X** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:37 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (VisibilityMissing @ Dec 15 2004, 10:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Iowa is a state, But it could be an acronym: Idiots Out Walking Around Itinerant Outhouse Workers of America Impulse On Washington Arrangement </td></tr></table>  I have another one but it's qualified as obscene.  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: ( dragonranpu Posted on Dec 18 2004 @ 05:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I thought I saw a rather sharp angle in there. </td></tr></table>  I think it was actually a perpendicular intersection point line.

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