Favourite Lyrics

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:41 pm

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likeafox · Postby **likeafox** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:33 pm

I like lyrics that are critical of human existence <3  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Terminal Choice - Warriors From Outa Space)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> We made a forced landing On planet earth And we were so impressed By the type of nature We have never seen Anything like this We saw the animals And we liked the way How the stronger ones Dominate the weak But then we saw the humans And the way they live We saw the fight for power We saw the bloody warfair We saw them fight for faith We saw them fight for money We saw the great pollution And no one cared And so we have to say Mankind is really evil But one thing we can do Is to wipe them out We are the warriors from outa space We've come to save your world We'll show you the way to live in peace There's a future just for you We are the warriors from outa space We've come to save your world We kill every human being on earth And your planet will free again </td></tr></table>

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:55 pm

In the year 2525 if man is still alive...

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:04 pm

Stones taught me to fly Love taught me to lie Life taught me to die So it's not hard to fall when you float like a cannonball Damien Rice - Cannonball.

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:58 pm

There's just too many to post, perhaps some other time. By the way johndoe0028, have you seen the video for that Moskau Moskau song. It's so bad it's funny.

johndoe0028 · Postby **johndoe0028** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:17 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Jacob @ Jul 17 2005, 12:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> There's just too many to post, perhaps some other time. By the way johndoe0028, have you seen the video for that Moskau Moskau song. It's so bad it's funny.</td></tr></table>  Heh, of course I have! Here is the video. <a href='http://www.koreus.com/files/200408/dsch ... oskau.html' target='_blank'>http://www.koreus.com/files/200408/dsch ... > Click the text that reads "Tlcharger la vido" on the bottom right to download. Additionally, they have a MySpace!(joke? I don't know). <a href='http://myspace.com/dschingiskhan' target='_blank'>http://myspace.com/dschingiskhan</a>

LordTeeJay · Postby **LordTeeJay** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:52 pm

heh heh, Drinking glasses at the wall, or something of the sort.

el zee · Postby **el zee** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:29 am

This is my favourite song ever! The paper called it suicide A bullet from a forty-five Nobody cared nobody cried Don't that make you feel sad? Peter Brent combed his hair And sent for the police Policeman came, took Peter's name God, may he rest in peace No one saw the note beside the body No one knew the problem But my God he was a Suicide The body remains unidentified Forgotten in a file Like the letter that was blown aside Don't that make you want to smile awhile smile a little while for the suicide yeah babby No one was really satisfied About number eighty-one The autopsy proved that Peter lied But they never could find the gun No one saw the note beside the body Nobody knew the problem But my God suicide The paper called it suicide A bullet from a forty-five Nobody cared nobody cried Don't that make you wanna boogie!

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:46 am

Who is that? I've heard it before somwhere. Jennifer, they lied to you when they said that you couldn't breath underwater

Ibun · Postby **Ibun** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:24 pm

You'll soon learn Rooster, those lyrics are obviously from a Thin Lizzy song. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

likeafox · Postby **likeafox** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:55 pm

More lyrics critical of human existence. Maybe the kinds of ideas one would come up with while holding a globe in their left hand and wearing an "I'm with stupid" shirt, hmm? Yes, I am Cynical.  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Orbital - You Lot)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> You...are becoming gods. There's a new master of creation and it's you! You've unraveled DNA, and at the same time you're cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing. Do you think you're ready for that much power? You lot? You lot? Cheeky bastards. You're running around science like kids with guns. Creating a new world while the world you've got is stinking! Go on, Hands up! Hands up anyone who think you've got it right. Yea, there's always one. I can see ya. If you want the position of God then take the responsibility. </td></tr></table>   <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Project Pitchfork - K.N.K.A.)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> We hate nature We love our wars We believe in our religion We are to dull to change our ways They're searching for their inner truth I think I have to buy another car Killing nature killing animals Don't disturb We love our chemicals There's still so much to do We're growing and moving We're absorbing everything There's arising a new point of view But we don't pay attention No we won't pay attention We just don't realize We won't realize Don't become like them </td></tr></table>  Project Pitchfork did a cover of "In the Year 2525", too, but I hear they ruined it.

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:35 pm

Peh, you people and your cynicism. And DooG, yours was... eesh. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> Anywho, now to blow your minds with wacky Weird Al lyrics (you all saw this coming I suppose): I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs And they took some Polaroids And said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to Any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty papercut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter By the pearly gates And it's obvious he doesn't like The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine For all eternity And every day he runs by screaming Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you used to think was so important Doesn't really matter anymore Because the simple fact remains that Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong Everything you know is wrong

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:38 pm

...what? Big Balls is about BALL ROOM DANCES. get your mind out of the gutter, smut head! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /> whoa, is that song really THAT long?

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:34 pm

Riiiiight. And next you're going to tell me you misspelled "come" by accident. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' />

Paul.Power · Postby **Paul.Power** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:23 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Octan @ Jul 18 2005, 08:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Anywho, now to blow your minds with wacky Weird Al lyrics (you all saw this coming I suppose):  </td></tr></table>  On the subject of Weird Al... I don't care about your karma, I don't care about what's hip, No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do. I won't swim in your Jacuzzi, You can't make me settle down, I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch and scream until I'm blue. I may as well be hyper, As long as I'm still around, 'Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back, When I'm six feet underground, CHORUS I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow) I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow) I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead When are you cosmic cowboys gonna get it through your head? I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead. I can't stand the smell of incense, I don't really like to jog, No Jodi Mitchell 8-Tracks in my car. I hate anything organic, Even health food makes me sick, You won't catch me sipping Perrier down in some sushi bar. I tell you, now's the time to go for, All the gusto you can grab, You'll have plenty of time to be low-key, When you're laid out on the slab, CHORUS Don't want no part of that vegetarian scene, I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans, No Redwood Hot-tub to my name, I've got all that I want, and if it's all the same to you, I don't need a course in self-awareness, To find out who I am, And I'd rather have a Big Mac or a Jumb Jack, Than all the beansprouts in Japan. So don't ask me what I'm into, I don't need to prove I'm cool, I'll break your arm if you ask me what's my sign. I won't tell you where my head's at, I don't need to see no shrink, Psychosis may be in this year, but I'm really not that kind, And I'm in no hurry to be casual, In fact I think I'll wait, 'Til I'm pushing up the daisies - like wow man, can you relate? I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead (Mellow when I'm dead), I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead (Mellow when I'm dead), I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead (Mellow when I'm dead), I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead, I'll be mellow when I'm dead... WOW!

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