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Postby TyVulpine » Sat Jan 08, 2005 7:36 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Jacob+Jan 8 2005, 05:02 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jacob @ Jan 8 2005, 05:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I like number 7, Tailsthefox. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I like em all, though my favorite is the "GI Joe vs X-Men" battle...
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:12 am

I think 48 is pretty darn funny. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Dr. Doog » Sun Jan 09, 2005 1:45 am

i argree.
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Postby Ozy » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:41 am

What was it again? Im too lazy to go to the page that has it.
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Postby Richard K Niner » Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:19 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Tailsthefox+Jan 7 2005, 12:52 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Tailsthefox @ Jan 7 2005, 12:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to<br>your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>That answer your question?
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Postby Muninn » Sun Jan 09, 2005 11:14 am

That is good. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Ozy » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:52 pm

Haha.. Ill try that...
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Postby Ruedii-X » Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:09 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Ozy+Jan 8 2005, 01:54 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozy @ Jan 8 2005, 01:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Go to the women's clothes sections and either play a hind'n go seek game being as loud as you possibly can or pul all the clothes off the racks and put them in the mens clothes department. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Move the woman's "delecates" to the mens department.<br><br>Pick up the annoucement system and say "Price check on zit cream at isle 3"
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Postby dragonranpu » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:54 pm

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Move the woman's "delecates" to the mens department.<br><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <br><br>I like this one.
The Venerable<br>Dragon of Light<br><br>Dragon Friendship <br>By Bill Wescott <br>Copyright 2000© Bill Wescott All rights reserved<br><br>On wings of thunder<br>Honor bound<br>Search me out, I drum the sound<br>Twist and turn in the night<br>Dragon come, my guiding light.<br>Protector, guardian, friend not foe<br>Come to me, see my sigil glow.<br>Strong and true this friendship charm<br>I beckon thee, keep me from harm.<br>Around and about your magick swirls<br>Come to me, your wings unfurled.
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Postby Ruedii-X » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:10 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-dragonranpu+Jan 11 2005, 11:54 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (dragonranpu @ Jan 11 2005, 11:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Move the woman's "delecates" to the mens department.<br><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>I like this one. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> How 'bout this one<br><br>Move cables from the electronics department to the Woman's Delicates department.
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Postby Richard K Niner » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:26 pm

*Visualizes women wearing -- NO, BAD!!!*<br><!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>I'd say that would be crossing the line.<br><br>Now, putting the delicates in the electronics department, on the other hand... <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Ruedii-X » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:32 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Richard K Niner+Jan 12 2005, 07:26 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Richard K Niner @ Jan 12 2005, 07:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *Visualizes women wearing -- NO, BAD!!!*<br><!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>I'd say that would be crossing the line.<br><br>Now, putting the delicates in the electronics department, on the other hand... <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Ask the attendent in the pet section "Which tastes better, gerbles or hampsters?"
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:44 pm

Lol, I think hampsters are best when microwaved for a few min.
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Postby Ozy » Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:29 pm

Maybe next time I go to walmart, ill take women's underclothers and scatter them all over the food department and the sports section.
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Postby Supersmoke » Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:51 am

If you can juggle, go to fruit department and juggle random fruits. If you're looking for cash, bring a hat and put it at your feet.
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