Words of wisdom.

Ankaris · Postby **Ankaris** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:53 am

Has this been said before? I'm not sure. "Politics is the process by which civilisation is furthered in the most uncivilised way."

Septimius Severus · Postby **Septimius Severus** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:02 pm

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:11 pm

If you go long enough without a shower even the fleas will leave you alone.

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:52 am

i htink perhaps molten cheese is a bad idea ~me i dont' really remember the context of this quote, but "molten" makes em think of magma, and cheese at ~1,000 C does sound like a bad idea

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:05 am

"Any government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." - George Bernard Shaw

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:21 pm

If pigs could fly, pork prices would go up. *snrrrk* -me.

Nyss · Postby **Nyss** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:47 pm

Of course the game is rigged, but don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win. Always store beer in a dark place. Never terrify a little man, he will kill you. When you are married, always budget the luxuries FIRST! - Lazarus Long When you hit a beehive, the first thing that comes pouring out will NOT be honey. - Me Fight Fear with Strength. - Commercial for Square's 'The Bouncer' (I hear it sucked, but that little bit stuck with me) You are what you is. - Frank Zappa Mother Nature is a bitch - Murphy's 8th Law When swimming the river of life, do the breast stroke, it helps to clear the turds from your path - George Carlin When in doubt, nap - A cat Here, have a piece of blue strong <3 - You know this one Somehow mom's midnight reassurances aren't very reassuring - Calvin, after asking 'Do people come from spores?' Don't hate. It wastes time, and it hurts. - Me Shame is for those races long lived enough to have time for it - Nyss' Personal Wisdom (In character on RetroMUD) Come on! Climb Mt. Gao Gao! - You don't want to know, it's as bad as you think A real friend is someone you can have an hour long, vitriolic argument with over your personal opinions and then go have ice cream with - Me

Muninn · Postby **Muninn** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:45 pm

The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it. - Mark Twain Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it. - Salvador Dali I know indeed what evil I intend to do, but stronger than all my afterthoughts is my fury, fury that brings upon mortals the greatest evils. - Euripides Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Richard K Niner · Postby **Richard K Niner** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:58 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: ("Nyss")</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Mother Nature is a bitch - Murphy's 8th Law</td></tr></table>  It's "Nature is a mother."

Ankaris · Postby **Ankaris** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:16 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Richard K Niner @ Nov 1 2004, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>  <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: ("Nyss")</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Mother Nature is a bitch - Murphy's 8th Law</td></tr></table>  It's "Nature is a mother-in-law."  </td></tr></table>  Fixed. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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