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Postby Dr. Sticks » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:18 am

Ten Ways to pants up your Kids :)

10. Pretend to die, see what they do.
9. Make them watch pornos all day.
8. Kill all the family pets and say that God did it because they wouldn't do the dishes. This should foster a nice atheistic household.
7. When you bathe them, point and laugh at their genitalia.
6. Tell them you love them every day. When they say, "I love you too," laugh and say, "I was just kidding!"
5. Tape them to the ceiling.
4. For the first five years of their life (until they start Kindergarten) replace all the lights in the house with strobe lights. See what happens. (My guess: They'll learn to blink in synch with the strobe. That's what happened when I tried this experiment with kittens.)
3. Whenever they say a certain word, (let's pick "hungry") do a little dance, jump up and down three times, clap, touch your toes, then lay down and pretend to go to sleep.
2. Teach them right and left backwards. This will be sure to pants them up for years to come.
1. Do whatever your parents did to you. You're pretty pants up.
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Well put doog. You never posted anything offensive whatsoever
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Postby Segovia » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:22 am

Ten Ways to pants up your Kids :)

10. Pretend to die, see what they do.
9. Make them watch pornos all day.
8. Kill all the family pets and say that God did it because they wouldn't do the dishes. This should foster a nice atheistic household.
7. When you bathe them, point and laugh at their genitalia.
6. Tell them you love them every day. When they say, "I love you too," laugh and say, "I was just kidding!"
5. Tape them to the ceiling.
4. For the first five years of their life (until they start Kindergarten) replace all the lights in the house with strobe lights. See what happens. (My guess: They'll learn to blink in synch with the strobe. That's what happened when I tried this experiment with kittens.)
3. Whenever they say a certain word, (let's pick "hungry") do a little dance, jump up and down three times, clap, touch your toes, then lay down and pretend to go to sleep.
2. Teach them right and left backwards. This will be sure to pants them up for years to come.
1. Do whatever your parents did to you. You're pretty pants up.
I was horrified.... But I stilled laughed! Lol!!!
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Postby Dr. Dos » Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:03 am

seriouspost: Once when my brother was like 3 years old my uncle was mowing the lawn but snuck out some ketchup. He squirted some on his foot and began screaming that he ran his foot over with the lawn mower and my brother wouldn't stop crying.

My uncle is the best uncle.
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Postby Angstwolf » Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:08 am

itt a bunch of people cry about not having anybody to bone
Also about having somebody to bone who lives really far away.
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Postby osprey » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:15 am

itt a bunch of people cry about not having anybody to bone
Also about having somebody to bone who lives really far away.
That's what the Internet is for.
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Postby Rooster » Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:53 pm

Sod all this touchy feeley lah-de-dah nonsense!

It's WOODS FOR THE TREES DAY! :wag:

Three year anniversary babby!
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Postby nickspoon » Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:26 pm

Sod all this touchy feeley lah-de-dah nonsense!

It's WOODS FOR THE TREES DAY! :wag:

Three year anniversary babby!
Well done mate!
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Postby Angstwolf » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:53 pm

Sod all this touchy feeley lah-de-dah nonsense!

It's WOODS FOR THE TREES DAY! :wag:

Three year anniversary babby!
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Postby optiMITCHprime » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:05 pm

I find I'm forced to repeat myself. ;)
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Postby lastwyvern » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:14 pm

... +1 post for me!
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Postby MuffinSticks » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:03 pm

Ten Ways to pants up your Kids :)

10. Pretend to die, see what they do.
9. Make them watch pornos all day.
8. Kill all the family pets and say that God did it because they wouldn't do the dishes. This should foster a nice atheistic household.
7. When you bathe them, point and laugh at their genitalia.
6. Tell them you love them every day. When they say, "I love you too," laugh and say, "I was just kidding!"
5. Tape them to the ceiling.
4. For the first five years of their life (until they start Kindergarten) replace all the lights in the house with strobe lights. See what happens. (My guess: They'll learn to blink in synch with the strobe. That's what happened when I tried this experiment with kittens.)
3. Whenever they say a certain word, (let's pick "hungry") do a little dance, jump up and down three times, clap, touch your toes, then lay down and pretend to go to sleep.
2. Teach them right and left backwards. This will be sure to pants them up for years to come.
1. Do whatever your parents did to you. You're pretty pants up.
Haha that's genius!
I especially love the right and left one, the strobe light one, and the "hungry" one. Psychology owns.
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Postby Tarukai » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:30 pm

Sod all this touchy feeley lah-de-dah nonsense!

It's WOODS FOR THE TREES DAY! :wag:

Three year anniversary babby!
\:D/
Woo-hoo!
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Postby Dr. Sticks » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:58 pm

the "hungry" one is my favourite one haha
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Well put doog. You never posted anything offensive whatsoever
we know she'll be back, like a good bitch should.
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Postby osprey » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:06 am

Sod all this touchy feeley lah-de-dah nonsense!

It's WOODS FOR THE TREES DAY! :wag:

Three year anniversary babby!
o/
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Postby Liz » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:58 am

I don't celebrate it :3
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