An article making fun of the furry sociological survey

[Rooster]

Really? I'm a walking contradiction.

[Angstwolf]

Really? I'm a walking contradiction.

Just be glad you're walking.

[Muninn]

Just be glad you're walking.

[Tom Flapwell]

So am I a flying oxymoron? Perhaps "heliumoron" is more accurate.

[nickspoon]

Another interesting fact: all the local people I know who have a fascination with hating furries are agnostic or atheistic.

The only person I know in 'real life' who actually hates furries is an atheist. However, he visits 4chan and 7chan regularly, which means two things: 1) He has an irrational hate for furries, 2) Were he religious, he would be going to hell (or similar).

Of course, I'm agnostic, and I don't have a problem with the fandom.

Yeah, you'd better not.

Also, yay, some non-completely-irrational Catholics!

[baloki]

I am a hat!

[Dr. Doog]

I hate furries. I've been trying to make you all leave DC for the past three years.

[Tabris_The_17th]

Also, yay, some non-completely-irrational Catholics!

We're few and far between nowadays.

[baloki]

I hate furries. I've been trying to make you all leave DC for the past three years.

LIK OMG, LIK U IZ MEAN, I IZ LEVIN' 4EVAR NOWZ!

[Steve the Pocket]

I am a hat!

I get to be the hat! I called hat!

[Bocaj Claw]

Also, yay, some non-completely-irrational Catholics!

Hey! I resent that! I'm a Roman Catholic (been one ever since I was born and the one thing you can say about catholics is....) and I'm also completely irrational!

[FurrySurvey]

I understand David is doing another one of these studies. I hope we get even more information so we can better understand these strange people.

You can tell this guy did his research. It's not David doing the survey - it's a survey based on David Rust's original survey. Jeez, there's a difference! I mean, c'mon.

He does win points for having a cool name: "Johnny Dangerous!" Although, it's not very slick to say: "look babby, 'dangerous' is my surname." Not as cool as having it for a middle name. But still kinda cool.

[Bocaj Claw]

So in summery, I chose Fox because we have a history together. I chose Fay as support because I wanted some pootang coming around the universe with me. If she's not going to kill anybody I might as well be able to check out her phat ass. Plus check out the size of those ears! I'd like to wrap those mothafuckas around my face babby, yeah.

I found this little tidbit on a Dumb babby Star Fox 2 review. Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnteresting.

[osprey]

So in summery, I chose Fox because we have a history together. I chose Fay as support because I wanted some pootang coming around the universe with me. If she's not going to kill anybody I might as well be able to check out her phat ass. Plus check out the size of those ears! I'd like to wrap those mothafuckas around my face babby, yeah.

I found this little tidbit on a Dumb babby Star Fox 2 review. Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnteresting.

One word: Owned.

[johndoe0028]

This guy's TOTALLY religious. http://someonewhogivesafuck.com/molatar/index.htm

Furry? I'd say so. Or is it "scaly"? >_>
(Warning: Link may cause loss of faith in humanity)

Yeah... if that guy's just now freaking out about furries, then he needs to lurk more. rly. They're not that bad.