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Like, this one time, I, like, went on the internet and, like, I had the Ozy & Millie homepage on my, like, browser, but it, like, didn't look like Ozy & Millie.

It, like, looked like Dandy & Company, and I was all, like, "Woah, I didn't, like, click on Dandy and company,".

then, I, like, remembered the guest-strips, and then, like, hurried to DC to, like, post it, but you, like, beat me to it.

I gotta go, like, make some more, like, outdated references, now.

Okay, like, one time, I was out in the parking lot, trying to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil, when I see this guy Marty trying to carry a big 'ole sofa up the stairs all by himself.
So, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes, and goes, "Nooooo, I want you cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw."
So I did.

Apparently, Ozy is easier to perturb than a walrus. When it comes to pokes, anyway. Or was it Millie's angry tone that got him to open his eyes? He doesn't want to upset his best friend, after all.

I see from her fur that Derrick does more with shading. I rather like that.

Heh heh, I loike this one dude

I'm gonna have to do an Ozy and Millie fan-strip oneday...but then, so far they've all been by people who can draw and have been heard of

Wow I really like this hehe. Cute as buttons. Great, now I smell another comic strip being added to my bookmark bar soon.

Okay, like, one time, I was out in the parking lot, trying to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil, when I see this guy Marty trying to carry a big 'ole sofa up the stairs all by himself.
So, I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes, and goes, "Nooooo, I want you cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw."
So I did.

And then he gets all indignant on me! He's like, "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic!" Well that's just great, how was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for crying out loud! Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname: Torso Boy! So what's he complaining about?

I think Ozy was more surprised by Millie's sudden change of tactic.

The shading is very nice. With my current tastes in drawing I prefer it to full colour.

Wow. I love the design of the characters. It reminds me vaguely of something, but I can't put my finger on what.

...maybe "Vicki Fox." Especially Millie in panel two.

Oh, and that reminds me:

Millie looks awesome in panel three!

Anyone else noticing their ears look... odd?

Especially in panel 2, Millie's right ear... funny angles...

Good strip . Like shading.

Strangely, neither me nor my brother had "he's touching me" or "he's almost touching me" issues when we were little... which is odd because we picked on each other nonstop.

Awesomeness. The greyscale shading looks great.

Looks like yet another comic is going to be added to my RSS feed/bookmark list. Bringing the total to... 31?

Nice work, Mr. Fish.

...maybe "Vicki Fox." Especially Millie in panel two.

That could be, especially if we added lush color.

Good Job, Derrick!

I love Derricks style of drawing, its so cartoony...its just...cool.

Nice work.