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Love the classic spiderman song.

If Spiderman can do whatever a spider can, does that mean he has trouble getting out of bathtubs?

And what about his natural fear of swatting by newspapers?

If Spiderman can do whatever a spider can, does that mean he has trouble getting out of bathtubs?

ROFL @ pic

Yay for being technical.

Surely Spiderman should shoot web out of his abdomen?

Ok...i have to admit..this made me smile.

Before we get technical here let's try to remember that he got his powers from a radioactive spider instead of getting cancer.

Yeah, how does that work?

I mean, it's not like I got my powers from a radioactive attack dog.

You have powers?

You have powers?

Infinite lives, SEP-generation, being an actual furry...

Powers:

1)Ability to parry tickle attacks from big sister!
2)... erm, thats it really!

I can become incomprehensible at will.

Tablecloth, rudder. Bucket twine, only twelve, maybe blue.

That song never sat well with me for that reason. And you know, they never say what kind of spider. Different ones have different abilities. Does he make trapdoors? Does he bite sideways with the force of a bee sting?

Surely Spiderman should shoot web out of his abdomen?

Thanks to the LJ community Metaquotes, I know of a fanfic in which some superheroes visiting NYC hear of Spider-Man but know little about him. When some webbed-up crooks ask to be released, one hero says, "No way am I touching a guy's butt-splooge!"

Hm, so Millie shuns spiders but doesn't mind watching "Spider-Man." Flip-flopper.

Tom, I think he shoots web out of his wrists.

yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what kind of spider he is. the genetically engineered one that has wrists.

Powers:
"I have powers....POLITICAL POWERS!"

You know, vomiting digestive enzymes onto paralyzed crooks could be a more efficient way of scaring them straight. Parker should look into that.