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Okay, I didn't see this coming

Me either, but considering past events, I think it's something we should've seen coming XD

Let it be known that the hair curse moves even security staff at the airport.

I can't imagine that anything MEHTUL would have set off the detector when Ozy went through it.

I'm not sure how many times Oz has been bald... but I'd imagine this time it'd be for the tight airport security restrictions, lol.

I know somebody called this one last week...

Hilarious as usual.

(Also, is this the first time that the curse struck before the spring equinox?)

Note he's not attempting to cover himself. Guess he got used to the Chihuahua look?

It's interesting that this isn't the first time Ozy's been shaved for purposes of national security.

This is one of those situations where I didn't really see it coming, but I'm not all that surprised either.

I think i may have something to do with this. Last week, i said:

Ozy can't be one. He has nowhere to hide WMDs, as this strip so solely proves.

Wait a minute. Is customs going to be responsible for Hair Curse '06?!

I think i may have something to do with this. Last week, i said:

Ozy can't be one. He has nowhere to hide WMDs, as this strip so solely proves.

Wait a minute. Is customs going to be responsible for Hair Curse '06?!

Simpson, if I'm not mistaken, generally knows where he's taking the strips before he starts drawing the arc. On top of that, I don't think Simpson really listens to suggestions, or let them influence his story arcs. I think I remember something along those lines being said either here or someplace else.

I'm not sure how many times Oz has been bald... but I'd imagine this time it'd be for the tight airport security restrictions, lol.

Since I practically found them all search for the one I previously mentioned, I might as well document them all.
1998- Ozy lets Millie cut his hair. No good can come from this.
2000- Ozy goes to the barber and discovers "a situation in which ancient wisdom is really really stupid."
2001- A combination of an allergies and Nair.
2002- Improperly insulated wires.
2003- Millie searches for weapons of mass destruction.
2004- Ozy advises Millie to "pick on someone you know won't put up much of a fight." He really should have seen it coming.
2005- Millie goes bald due to a combination of stress and the Upper Belglovian Curse Deflection Dance.
And now, 2006- Airport security regulations.

(Note: If there is a 1999 one, I couldn't find it.)

I think One year Ozy manage to escape the cures by uses zen.
LOL I did not see that one coming!!

I guess after all these years, Ozy has no trouble with walking around au natural.

I wonder if this'll happen on the return flight.

I guess after all these years, Ozy has no trouble with walking around au natural.

I wonder if this'll happen on the return flight.

I dont think his fur will grow back that fast. Baring a dragon (or Government) formula version of Rogan for Foxes

oh if there is a sudden cold snap at the Capital I wonder if that will make Ozy's fur sprout out to normal

He may be used to being shaven but he still looks shocked and/or dismayed.

(Note: If there is a 1999 one, I couldn't find it.)

There isn't. I checked.