Diplomatic

[Richard K Niner]

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[Bocaj Claw]

Yes... thats very.... <i>diplomatic</i> <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Gizensha]

Hillarious strip <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[NHJ BV]

"Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock."

[Joe3210]

Millie confuses me sometomes.

[Gizensha]

<!--QuoteBegin-NHJ BV+Jan 11 2006, 01:40 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (NHJ BV @ Jan 11 2006, 01:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I think I prefer the Yes, Minister take on diplomacy myself...<br><br>Sir Humphrey Appleby: Minister, Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least the last 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, with the French and Italians against the Germans, and with the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now when it's worked so well?<br>James Hacker: That's all ancient history, surely.<br>Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, and current policy. We had to break the whole thing up, so we had to get inside. We tried to break it up from the outside, but that wouldn't work. Now that we're inside we can make a complete pig's breakfast of the whole thing: set the Germans against the French, the French against the Italians, the Italians against the Dutch. The Foreign Office is terribly pleased, it's just like old times.<br>James Hacker: But if that's true, why is the foreign office pushing for higher membership?<br>Sir Humphrey Appleby: I'd have thought that was obvious. The more members an organization has, the more arguments it can stir up. The more futile and impotent it becomes.<br>James Hacker: What appalling cynicism.<br>Sir Humphrey Appleby: We call it diplomacy, Minister.

[The J.A.M.]

[...unWARP!] <br><br>Good evening. <br><br><br>Heh, I heard: "Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to Hell in a way that you actually look forward to the trip".<br><br><br>Zacatepongolas! <br><br>Until next time, remember: <br><br>I <br><br>AM <br><br>THE <br><br>J.A.M. (a.k.a. Numbuh i: "Just because I'm imaginary doesn't mean I don't exist") <br><br>Good evening. <br><br>[WARP!!!]

[DesertFoxCat]

I wonder what complimenting someone's nose sounds like

[Bocaj Claw]

"Mom, you're a bloodsucking Nazi hippo-butt and may I say your nose looks absolutely beautiful!"

[Gizensha]

<!--QuoteBegin-DesertFoxCat+Jan 11 2006, 03:47 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DesertFoxCat @ Jan 11 2006, 03:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I wonder what complimenting someone's nose sounds like <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Well, in human society, you have a lovely small nose, or your nose doesn't have bumps in it, or maybe your nose reminds me of the nose of <insert person considered good looking here><br><br>When talking to someone with a muzzle, however, I don't really think that 'small nose' would be much of a compliment, 'nose doesn't have bumps of it' I don't think would be very relevent, but the last of the three probably still applies. Remind me. Do foxes typically have wet noses, because if so wet nose could be considered a compliment. It all depends on what the social expectations of a nose is within the relative society. And in the O&M universe, the relative species would also be something that needed to be beared in mind, in all likelyhood.

[Bernhard]

<!--QuoteBegin-The J.A.M.+Jan 11 2006, 04:43 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (The J.A.M. @ Jan 11 2006, 04:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br>Zacatepongolas! <br><br><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Shouldn't this be "¡Zacatepóngolas!"?<br><br><br><br>EDIT: Cool. It's working. I don't know what has happened, but I like it.<br><br>Sehr schön. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Steve the Pocket]

She's almost as good a diplomat as Bush.<br><br>"North Korea is an Axis of Evil... Hey, Kim Jong, can we talk?" <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>And another cute Millie face. I dunno what it is about the mouth shaped like that but it is adorable! <!--emo&:wub:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Miles E Traysandor]

I bet one cookie that, through some conspiracy, Isolde's going to show up on Uncle Llewellyn and the rest if the gang <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Blue Blur]

You never have any productive ideas...<br>That's a really good idea there.<br><br>I'm diplomatic! <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Bocaj Claw]

<!--QuoteBegin-Traysandor Vulpine+Jan 11 2006, 04:08 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Traysandor Vulpine @ Jan 11 2006, 04:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I bet one cookie that, through some conspiracy, Isolde's going to show up on Uncle Llewellyn and the rest if the gang <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> But she's the diplomat from Greater Llewyllnland to the USA...