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[Paul.Power]

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20051215.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om2005 ... r><br>Well, obviously it's not <i>teal</i>... but what colour is it?

[Mista_B]

I get the odd and sad feeling that Felicia didn't actually *get* any presents, because nobody likes her, and she just bought that can on her own so she could say she got it as a gift.

[Richard K Niner]

*shakes Felicia's can of soda*

[Mista_B]

Meanie.<br><br> <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Phoenix]

I'm thinking Ozy is Millie's Secret Santa. And Millie is Felicia's secret santa only she keeps forgetting whenever she's around Ozy! Or something.

[Paul.Power]

I think Ozy is almost certainly Millie's Secret Santa (who else would know about the chocolate and the hair elastic?). Haven't a clue who Felicia's is. Or Ozy's for that matter.

[Dr. Doog]

Felicia looks really skinny. how long has she been drawn like that?

[DesertFoxCat]

<!--QuoteBegin-Paul.Power+Dec 15 2005, 08:40 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Paul.Power @ Dec 15 2005, 08:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ozy is almost certainly Millie's Secret Santa <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Aye<br><br>And ewwwww...

[Llewthepoet]

Good! Make all these conspiracy theories; it makes my work a little easier!-Isolde <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Bocaj Claw]

Millie is still clinging to the belief that Ozy is Felicia's secret santa and Ozy isn't even bothering to deny it anymore. Hmmm... interesting.

[Antoine Bruce]

Seeing as people tend to ridiculously overanalyze everything here, I figured I would throw my hat into the ring, ridiculously overanalyze this storyarc and say what I think is happening. <br><br>First of all, Ozy is Felicia's secret Santa, and Felicia is Millie's. Just go with me here, I'll explain. <br><br>It seems unlikely that Felicia would be one to keep her mouth shut about something as heinous as this, therefore, Ozy overheard Felicia complaining and gave her some advice. Besides telling her to nix the desk full of bugs idea because a) that's what Millie wanted in the first place and b ) it would inherently involve Felicia touching many bugs, Ozy suggests that Felicia get Millie really good gifts, something only someone who knows Millie really well could get her, giving her several ideas. Of course, once Millie finds out who got the gifts for her, it will blow her mind that Felicia of all people could know this much. While Ozy gets Felicia a few little things, what Ozy really gets her is the greatest gift of all: the ability to epicly mess with Millie's head. <br><br>Why would Ozy do all this? He is a dragon by adoption. By now he should have some insight into the subtle art of conspiracy. <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... minati.png' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dragon_illuminati.png' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Of course it's far more likely that Ozy is Millie's secret Santa and she just refuses to believe it. But that's not as much fun. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Tavis]

Maybe Millie has... a stalker! <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> Or secret admirer or somesuch. <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Tom Flapwell]

All this "secret Santa" talk has me picturing the kids dressed like Santa. Among them, Ozy must be the best choice, particularly if he could use a piece of natural winter coat as his beard.<br><br>But then I imagined Llewellyn. <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> Now that would be a good arc!

[DesertFoxCat]

Then we can call them the Super Secret Santa Spies of Saloon <!--emo&:wag:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ailwag.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tailwag.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Bocaj Claw]

<!--QuoteBegin-Antoine Bruce+Dec 15 2005, 12:49 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Antoine Bruce @ Dec 15 2005, 12:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Seeing as people tend to ridiculously overanalyze everything here, I figured I would throw my hat into the ring, ridiculously overanalyze this storyarc and say what I think is happening. <br><br>First of all, Ozy is Felicia's secret Santa, and Felicia is Millie's. Just go with me here, I'll explain. <br><br>It seems unlikely that Felicia would be one to keep her mouth shut about something as heinous as this, therefore, Ozy overheard Felicia complaining and gave her some advice. Besides telling her to nix the desk full of bugs idea because a) that's what Millie wanted in the first place and b ) it would inherently involve Felicia touching many bugs, Ozy suggests that Felicia get Millie really good gifts, something only someone who knows Millie really well could get her, giving her several ideas. Of course, once Millie finds out who got the gifts for her, it will blow her mind that Felicia of all people could know this much. While Ozy gets Felicia a few little things, what Ozy really gets her is the greatest gift of all: the ability to epicly mess with Millie's head. <br><br>Why would Ozy do all this? He is a dragon by adoption. By now he should have some insight into the subtle art of conspiracy. <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... minati.png' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dragon_illuminati.png' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Of course it's far more likely that Ozy is Millie's secret Santa and she just refuses to believe it. But that's not as much fun. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> That seems really reallly really really really <shortened for purpose of brevity> unlikely. Ozy just doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would do that and Felicia doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would listen to Ozy.<br><br>Although, out of the two, Felicia is more likely to strike me.