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This looks like someone is about to get paired with Felicia again <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Millie's on a roll. "ZZ Top beard." I've heard Simpson use that phrase before, when he was describing the U.S. Presidents of the late 19th century.

I knew it sounded familiar!<br><br>Must've been an old post.

Having Millie getting paired with Felicia does seem like the obvious direction to go. But remember last time we tried to praise the obvious? Millie got baldinated.

<!--QuoteBegin-NHJ BV+Dec 5 2005, 05:36 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (NHJ BV @ Dec 5 2005, 05:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> This looks like someone is about to get paired with Felicia again <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I think Millie will have ot get a gift for Avery this time around.<br><br>Ozy will porbably have an esier time.. he may even get paired with himself.

Ozy might get paired with Jeremy...

<!--QuoteBegin-IceDragon+Dec 5 2005, 10:10 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (IceDragon @ Dec 5 2005, 10:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ozy might get paired with Jeremy...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Scarily enough, I was just thinking that. It's like you've managed to perfect a device that could read people's minds...<br><br><!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> It's a conspiracy! <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... minati.png' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dragon_illuminati.png' /><!--endemo-->

Yeah, my vote is Jeremy or Avery. Or she could end up getting Ozy, leading to another teasing session about her giving something to her boooooyfriend, but that would be too easy.

<!--QuoteBegin-DHLawrence+Dec 5 2005, 10:36 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DHLawrence @ Dec 5 2005, 10:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Yeah, my vote is Jeremy or Avery. Or she could end up getting Ozy, leading to another teasing session about her giving something to her boooooyfriend, but that would be too easy. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> She could spend a lot of time whining about getting paired with Felicia only to get paired with someone from the class that we never hear about.<br><br>And I think if Ozy got paired with himself it would still result in strangeness.

Welcome aboard, DHLawrence. Feel free to introduce yourself in The Airport.

<!--QuoteBegin-Richard K Niner+Dec 5 2005, 10:24 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Richard K Niner @ Dec 5 2005, 10:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-IceDragon+Dec 5 2005, 10:10 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (IceDragon @ Dec 5 2005, 10:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ozy might get paired with Jeremy...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Scarily enough, I was just thinking that. It's like you've managed to perfect a device that could read people's minds...<br><br><!--emo&:o--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> It's a conspiracy! <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... minati.png' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dragon_illuminati.png' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Don't be silly Richard <!--emo&:flee:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/flee.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='flee.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>When was the last time we saw Jermey in the comic?

This strip actually amused me more than any O&M strip in the last couple months. I must have a thing for Santa humor.<br><br>ID, it's true that we haven't seen Jeremy in a long time (since the "gay boy" series, I think), but we hadn't seen Stephan for a long time either, until last month. As for my initial reaction to the idea of him as a secret Santa, I briefly doubted that he was in the same grade, but then I remembered his frustration at Ozy for losing at gym dodgeball.<br><br>If Felicia gets into this story -- which seems most probable to me, since Avery and Stephan can't be hard to shop for -- I wouldn't be surprised if there were some crack about her wool being perfect for a Santa beard.

Aww. Millie looks all qwoot in the two middle panels <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

What is this qwoot you speak of? Surely you mean cute. No, it says qwoot. ARG! This qwoot confuses and infuriates me!