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<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20051202.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om2005 ... r>"...wait. <b>What</b>?" <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>That was unexpected.

hehehe... Fantastic twist there, I think.<br><br>Now considering she's swam in that moat before, it must have specific tastes to door-to-door religious proselytizers rather than any sentient meaty thing.

Augh! The universe got flipped!

Yeah. First, the Llewellyn Hair Curse gets deflected to Millie, now one of Ozy's lines comes out of her mouth. What's next?

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2001/' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2001/</a> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>That or her fur will go grey. Or white seeingas Ozy's an artic fox and this is winter at the moment. Not that that's ever had an effect on Ozy's fur. He's probably too zen for it to.

I thought Llewellyn said "It lives in the MEAT..." <!--emo&:flee:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/flee.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='flee.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Millie may be turning into Ozy but Ozy is not turning into Millie! Further proof of the fabled "ozy germs"<br><br>Resist Millie! Resist!

I <i>knew</i> that blog was the name of a monster <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>Okay, now I'm going to... not tell you what's going on in the next stip (I'm not a seer, just someone who's just used a split infinitive. Don't do it home, kids)<br>Anyway, it's a funny strip ^.^

You split the infinitive? You've revolutionized energy! Our power woes are gone! Say goodbye to fossil fuels! You've saved the ea- <br><br>Oh. Wait. I'm thinking of something else. What you've really done is make 42 english teachers cry out in grief. Shame. On. You! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Yeah, but I did it on purpose! To introduce some suspens! Which didn't work! And I'm going to go and hide somewhere! (okay, those exclamation marks are giving me a headache now. I'll be back after taking some doliprane)

Shoot! Now they're giving me a headache too!<br><br>*groans!* <!--emo&x_x--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/Dead.png' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='Dead.png' /><!--endemo-->

What Ozylike thing will Millie do next, wear a top hat?<br><br>I'd say more, but 5 hours of sleep is getting to me... <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->

5 hours? Try 4.

Nooo!<br>Timulty's typing...<br>And on a laptop, too (lucky punk).<br><br>There goes my conspiracy theory <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->

So what have been the ways to keep door to door religous nuts according to O&M?<br><br>I know of asking them to buy you rum, since you are underage, and I guess there is having a blog attack and ingest them.