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<a href='http://ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20050812.html' target='_blank'>The Shocking Conclusion</a><br><br>SPOILER ALERT

<!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo--> I read this comic and it ruined the book for me! The artist should have put a spoiler alert up before the comic, but now its too late and I know how the book ends <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> . Now theres no point in reading it!<br><br><br><br> <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

At least nobody dies in the book. <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo-->

We shouldn't let the children of our society see this book. It contains "sex" and "violence" near the end!

I've heard complaints of pastors ruining the ending of the Good Book. <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Eh. Sort of anticlimatic. The main charecter dies a good while before the end.

This confirms my theory about the denoument never actually being on the last page of these things. There's always a brief coda, as all the loose ends are tied up. For instance, the OED 11th Edition's concluding page goes on about colons, apostrophes and hyphens.<br><br>And curiously enough, the last defined word in OED11 is "zymurgy". So Millie's dictionary appears to be more comprehensive than mine.

My dictionary ends with (translated) "zygotic", then continues with a list of biblical names. Then after that are a bunch of abbreviations explained, I believe.