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Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:11 pm**

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20050721.html' target='_blank'>A lively creative flowering</a><br><br>*resumes eating his broccoli, but slower this time*<br>Well, at least it helps prevent cancer...

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:41 pm**

I wonder if DCS is trying to tell us something <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' />

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:12 pm**

"Be careful what you keep because years later your young fox daughter will find it and attempt to blackmail you"<br><br>And thats a lesson we could <i>all</i> learn from <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:16 pm**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (NHJ BV @ Jul 21 2005, 12:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I wonder if DCS is trying to tell us something <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' />  </td></tr></table> <br> "Never be too ashamed of your early work, because even if it seems embarrassing and derivative to you, even someone who's trying to blackmail you will think it's neat." <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:37 pm**

You've never read my "Inspector Rooster Mysteries" series that I wrote when I was 10.<br><br>To quote the guy who watched the Hindenburg go down, "Oh, the humanity!"

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:58 pm**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Rooster @ Jul 21 2005, 12:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> You've never read my "Inspector Rooster Mysteries" series that I wrote when I was 10.<br><br>To quote the guy who watched the Hindenburg go down, "Oh, the humanity!"  </td></tr></table> <br> Inspector Rooster Mysteries? Now theres an idea! All we need is some plagarized main tune.... Ba da da da dum Inspector Rooster! Ba da da da de dummmm! Go Rooster go! Na na na ne na na! Go Rooster go!

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:59 pm**

Of course, you will have to provide the voice of the villian. "Next time, Rooster, next time!"

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:03 pm**

I might be available <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:09 am**

Millie's mother's reason to get Millie to eat broccoli is like Calvin's dad's method to get Calvin to eat:<br><br>"Don't eat that. It's a plate of toxic waste that will turn you into a mutant." Calvin wolfs down his dinner. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:59 am**

I wonder what Millie would want to do with a third eye <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> . Well anyway I always eat my broccoli and i havn't been turned into a mutant yet so I guess its safe... Though I often wonder what that growth on my shoulders is.<br><br>-This message was brought to you by Peppy Snappy Cola! If its not peppy than it sure ain't snappy!

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:12 am**

Notice how Millie's mum is looking at the us as she talks in the last panel. Or maybe I'm reading too much into it.<br><br> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I wonder what Millie would want to do with a third eye</td></tr></table> <br>Probably nothing apart from thinking that it would look cool.

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:29 am**

<img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><br><br>I'd say "LOL", but it's always struck me as a slightly dippy acronym. But this one did indeed make me laugh out loud. Classic.<br><br>I won a short story competition aged ten, oddly enough.

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:07 pm**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Caoimhin @ Jul 21 2005, 09:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I wonder what Millie would want to do with a third eye <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' />  </td></tr></table> <br> Everybody knows that those with three eyes have psychic powers of some sort! Its a semi-proven fact!<br><br>And I think Ms. Mudd is just looking sly in the last panel. A slight turning away from Millie so she doesn't see the smile.

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:43 pm**

Maybe she wanted an eye in the back of her head so she could tell if someone was about to catch her misbehaving.<br><br>I know the feeling, Ms. Mudd. Even when people thought it was very good at the time, I want to take the Edna Mode approach and never look back. I'm tempted to find the illustrated stories I wrote at age 6, which my mom surely has saved, and recycle the pages. (Burning them is irresponsible to the environment.)