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<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20050601.html' target='_blank'>here</a><br><br>My bet is still 3, so that would mean he'll be shaved by friday.

"MILLIE MAD!! MILLIE SMASH!!"<br><br>*ahem*<br><br>Well, Ozy losing his fur because Millie is trying to prevent it will be something new . . .<br><br><br><a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/1998/om19981007.html' target='_blank'>It just keeps happening to Ozy,</a><br><br><a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2000/om20000618.html' target='_blank'>here,</a><br><br><a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2001/om20010620.html' target='_blank'>and here,</a><br><br><a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2003/om20030516.html' target='_blank'>and here,</a><br><br><a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2001/om20010106.html' target='_blank'>and here</a> (I think that one counts).

I think that'd be too predictable for him to lose his hair. Maybe she'll lose hers instead, or another character!

Millie's here to help?<br><br>I bet Ozy's sh*tting himself!

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om20040713.html' target='_blank'>And here.</a><br><br><a href='http://www.conmicro.cx/~kturtle/cartoon ... stipe.html' target='_blank'>And I think this counts.</a><br><br>Not saying where I'm going with this. But I'm sure it'll have some sort of moral or something. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

"Hair is important. Without it, we are simply bald monkeys" <br><br>Albert Eienstein said it. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

<!--QuoteBegin-dcsimpson+Jun 1 2005, 08:02 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (dcsimpson @ Jun 1 2005, 08:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Not saying where I'm going with this. But I'm sure it'll have some sort of moral or something. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Thanks, I knew I'd missed a couple.

She came up with the Credible Hulk, though, but that wasn't an analogy.<br><br>Also, I think this will end by Millie shaving Ozy to protect him from losing his hair any other way. That method of protection vaguely reminds me of something, but I can't remember exactly <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->

<!--QuoteBegin-NHJ BV+Jun 1 2005, 11:19 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (NHJ BV @ Jun 1 2005, 11:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Also, I think this will end by Millie shaving Ozy to protect him from losing his hair any other way. That method of protection vaguely reminds me of something, but I can't remember exactly <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20050113.html' target='_blank'>To Battle!</a><br><br><!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> Hilarious

Yup, that's one of them <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Or maybe she won't cause him to lose his fur, but her help will be something like Dodo's in <i>Alice in Wonderland</i>. When the White Rabbit found a "monster" taking up his house, Dodo sought to get the monster out by burning the house down.

<!--QuoteBegin-Rooster+Jun 1 2005, 10:02 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Rooster @ Jun 1 2005, 10:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Millie's here to help?<br><br>I bet Ozy's sh*tting himself! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Its sure got a horrible feeling of foreboding drifting through me. <!--emo&:ph34r:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /><!--endemo-->

<!--QuoteBegin-dcsimpson+Jun 1 2005, 10:02 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (dcsimpson @ Jun 1 2005, 10:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Not saying where I'm going with this. But I'm sure it'll have some sort of moral or something. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> MORAL? Ewwww!

<!--QuoteBegin-Jerry Roosevelt+Jun 1 2005, 06:26 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Jerry Roosevelt @ Jun 1 2005, 06:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-dcsimpson+Jun 1 2005, 10:02 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (dcsimpson @ Jun 1 2005, 10:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Not saying where I'm going with this. But I'm sure it'll have some sort of moral or something.  <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>MORAL? Ewwww! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Never fear! The morals that Millie learns are always as fascinating as they are irrelevent. Remember "I have the power to make boys use me as a prop to make them look cool"?<br>

Or the always relevent: "Bees are stupid".