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<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20050201.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2005/om2005 ... <br><br>10 she's going to punch Felicia somewhere this week <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Yup...my thoughts exactly.<br><br>Felicia better mind her next few words or Millie will possibly do something rash.<br><br><br>"Id pay good money to see that..." <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

I really like Millie's expression in the fourth panel.

Seconded!

Of course, anyone with any common sense would just flat out refuse. However, this is Millie we're talking about, and even if she did refuse, there'd be no storyline...<br><br>is whatever I just said making any sense to you guys? Cause it's not to me.<br><br>Watch out, Millie might just break out the wedgies and bubble gum. And I'm just fine with that.<br><br>

Awww poor Felicia loosing sleep.<br>*hands Millie some hair clippers*<br>Go cheer her up Millie <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br>

I love how Felicia's too dumb to take Millie's last comment any way but literally. "Apparently there are parts of the country that still have not developed sarcasm." -- DCS<br><br>Yet she's smart enough to use phrases like "immediate vicinity." I don't quite get that.

Am I the only one who is reminded of <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2000/om20000512.html' target='_blank'>this</a>?

Heeh. I can see millie trying the girls up with their jumprope and doodling on them with a marker

This has good potential for Millie to do something unspeakably horrific to Felicia and friends.<br><br>If it happens I'd like to see some bubble gum in wool or fur. <i>You may say I'm a dreamer...</i>

You can just see Millie's shoulder devil...<br><br>...well, you always could, kinda... But it's more obvious here.<br><br>...Has Mr. Simpson done shoulder angels before? I don't recall he has... A lot of cartoonists haven't. I mean, he's pretty good with shoulder angles, and especially good with elbow angles, but I don't think he's done any shoulder angels for a long while.<br><br><br>...the above paragraph was completely meaningless. I think.<br><br>I have the memory of a goldfish!<br><br>waka waka waka waka waka waka<br><br>...why am I still here?<br><br>huh... maybe I'm just trying to cram as much into a post as possible...<br><br>...or maybe all this stuff I'm typing that has no point is just trying to make it seem like I'm not asking Mr. Simpson to do shoulder angels. I mean, who would ask for something like this more than once? Or something. I dunno.<br><br>...okay, look, I know this is kind of a roundabout way of saying it, but I think the whole point I'm trying to make here is<br><br>I<br><br>HATE<br><br>SAURKRAUT<br><br>...wait, that's not it. It was "I like the concept of shoulder angels."<br><br>...why do they have to be shoulder angels and appear on your shoulder though? Why don't they appear on your feet?<br><br>...I'd better stop before I break the post or my brain, whichever comes first.<br><br>...don't say it...

<a href='http://www.idrewthis.org/2004/liberaldilemma.html' target='_blank'>THIS</a> is the closest DCS has ever come to "shoulder angels," I believe.<br><br>And Henohenomoheji... I think you need some medication. Talk to your doctor. TALK TO YOUR BLOODY DOCTOR!

I can't. Dr. Fred doesn't post anymore, Doppledanger got his license taken away for some reason, and... the... other guy. uhhh.... what's his name again?<br><br>...and I remember that strip now.

Alright, then. I'll just have to use my honorary M.D.<br><br>...<br><br>HERE'S YOUR MEDICATION!<br>*Hits Heno with a stone mallet*

*uses ninja-powers to replace himself with a scarecrow at the last second*<br><br>*ninjas Ghostway*<br><br>One can only wonder the tortures Millie could put felicia and her crew through.<br><br>...I wonder if Mr. Simpson is going to throw us all off guard?