The Ascension

[Richard K Niner]

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om20041217.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om2004 ... br><br>Ooh, maraschino cherries!

[Dr. Dos]

must become a god through ice cream.

[Ozymandias]

Well that was random - good stuff!

[Henohenomoheji]

GAAAH!!! three posters before me! You fail my plans once again! I got up early!<br><br>...well, at least now we know what happened to Ozy's mom.<br><br>We see she was about to take up the dragon's offer.<br><br>"I think one rubber chicken is probably plenty." lol that's so funny.

[Nyss]

Yeah, well, I'd have probably taken the rubber chicken too. I mean, what would I do with money and power? Buy stuff and push people around? thppt. Unsatisfying.<br><br>Five bucks still says she pops out from under the couch after having spent years trying to get back or something.

[Ankaris]

Well... I can't think of anything to say but...<br><br><img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/ ... 0d7d75.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

[simon]

Hmm, I better start making things by mistake.<br><br>I love this one. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[GhostWay]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ankaris+Dec 17 2004, 08:19 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ankaris @ Dec 17 2004, 08:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Well... I can't think of anything to say but...<br><br><img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/ ... 0d7d75.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Very well put, sir. You took the words out of my mouth. Well, not exactly <i>words</i>, but you get the point.

[Steve the Pocket]

Well, now we know why you can't get that flavor of ice cream anywhere! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>I can just imagine somebody finding out about this and starting a cult devoted to attempting to recreate that flavor of ice cream as a means of "ascending."

[Muninn]

I have to say, i'm disappointed. I was expecting a more, well, non-astral explanation but i suppose this is good. And the realist in me got a good kick in his backside as well. The strip reminded me of this quote -<br><br>There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

[The J.A.M.]

[...unWARP!!!] <br><br>Good evening. <br><br><br>Odd, but she didn't attain perfection herself, she *created* perfection, so shouldn't it have been the ice cream that should have been ascended?<br><br><br>Zacatepngolas! <br><br>Until next time, remember: <br><br>I <br><br>AM <br><br>THE <br><br>J.A.M. <br><br>Good evening. <br><br>[WARP!!!]

[Muninn]

Well maybe it did and Shelley did too for creating it in the first place, and eating it.

[Ibun]

I <b><i>still</i></b> say it's vanilla.

[NHJ BV]

<!--QuoteBegin-sirjeffrey+Dec 18 2004, 03:49 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (sirjeffrey @ Dec 18 2004, 03:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I <b><i>still</i></b> say it's vanilla. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I don't think I've ever heard of vanilla icecream ever ascending someone. No, it must've been strawberry icecream.<br><br>I think this is probably the most surreal O&M ever <!--emo&:ph34r:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Doctor Fred]

<!--QuoteBegin-NHJ BV+Dec 17 2004, 12:25 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (NHJ BV @ Dec 17 2004, 12:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-sirjeffrey+Dec 18 2004, 03:49 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (sirjeffrey @ Dec 18 2004, 03:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I <b><i>still</i></b> say it's vanilla. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I don't think I've ever heard of vanilla icecream ever ascending someone. No, it must've been strawberry icecream.<br><br>I think this is probably the most surreal O&M ever <!--emo&:ph34r:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Of course noone heard of them. Their <i>vanished</i>!<br><br>Naturally, only dragons would have heard of such events.