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Postby Holyman83 » Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:41 pm

<a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om20041011.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2004/om2004 ... <br><br>My my Ms. Sorkowitz is resourceful. Poor Millie needing to write with a stapler.
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Postby UltimateVG » Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:12 pm

Now this is one of the most funniest O&M strips I've seen yet. Very creative here. Glad to see that there's other uses for staplers other than trying to stick them in your arm.

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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:13 pm

Hehe, Millie's conspiracy to get out of school early has failed. Quite a shame, but funny nonetheless.
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Postby Joe3210 » Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:43 pm

Don't you think Ozzy is getting a little bit sarcastic?<br><br>It's funny anyway.
I wonder if it'll finally get it's own forum too. I've always wanted a place online where I can talk about O&M.
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Postby NHJ BV » Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:21 pm

This one is absolutely the best I've seen in quite a while. It's very well drawn, and Ozy's comment is one of the best things he ever said <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Salad Man » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:37 pm

Staple writing is an art form - kinda like calligraphy.
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Postby Ibun » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:57 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Salad Man+Oct 11 2004, 03:37 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Salad Man @ Oct 11 2004, 03:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Staple writing is an art form - kinda like calligraphy. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Except better.
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Postby Tavis » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:13 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-sirjeffrey+Oct 11 2004, 01:57 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (sirjeffrey @ Oct 11 2004, 01:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Salad Man+Oct 11 2004, 03:37 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Salad Man @ Oct 11 2004, 03:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Staple writing is an art form - kinda like calligraphy. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Except better. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> And shinier. There's just something about MEHTUL being formed into letters on paper.

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Postby Henohenomoheji » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:44 pm

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Why would he be practicing calligraphy in an elephant suit?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <br><br>That's the only Tenchi episode I remember.<br><br>Back on topic...<br><br>What bugs me about this comic is that if Millie had simply asked for a pencil Ms. Sorkowitz would probably have given it to her.<br><br>EVEN MORE WEIRD-KID DISCRIMINATION!!!! AAGH! STUPID TEACHERS, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN TOLERANCE FOR THE WEIRD KIDS?!<br><br>Well, I did sorta ask for Mr. Simpson to preach more truth to us =p<br><br>Or maybe the comic's not saying that at all... if it is, it appears I am the first to see it like this.<br><br>Ozy's comment was funny though.<br><br>
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Postby erikbarrett » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:47 pm

It seems that Millie's teachers are becoming better prepared for her.
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Postby simon » Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:09 pm

I should try that one day.

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Postby Steve the Pocket » Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:36 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Oct 11 2004, 04:44 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Oct 11 2004, 04:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> What bugs me about this comic is that if Millie had simply asked for a pencil Ms. Sorkowitz would probably have given it to her.<br><br>EVEN MORE WEIRD-KID DISCRIMINATION!!!! AAGH! STUPID TEACHERS, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN TOLERANCE FOR THE WEIRD KIDS?!<br><br>Well, I did sorta ask for Mr. Simpson to preach more truth to us =p<br><br>Or maybe the comic's not saying that at all... if it is, it appears I am the first to see it like this. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> All right, let's settle this once and for all, Henohenomoheji. I know you have this running gag of pretending to be a ninja, but...you really are Japanese, aren't you? I thought English might not be your first language, after seeing some of your posts, but I want to make sure I know, for future reference.<br><br>Assuming the answer is yes, I will now explain. Tacking "phobia" on the end of a word means "fear of," so her hyphenated phrase means an irrational fear of writing with pencils and pens...and other things you normally write with. So the teacher, pretending to humor her, gives her a stapler to write with instead.<br><br>I know, if this strip ever gets syndicated, they're gonna have a heck of a time trying to translate it for other countries. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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Postby Henohenomoheji » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:00 pm

[seriousness]<br><br>Do not try to guess or toy with my identity off-line, I'm very touchy and secretive about it. And I'm not ready to share it with anyone. not even you guys. Zaaphod's on thin ice with me after attempting (and failing) to guess where I live.<br>Try to guess anything about me in RL and I'll just say no; right or wrong. just a warning.<br><br>I 'm having a hard time wondering whether or not I took offense at that last post.<br><br>Anyway, it just turns out I just didn't read the comic carefully enough, and was just so ready and willing to believe that Millie was being persecuted for being weird again, like the old strips. Had I actually read what Millie was actually saying, I would have gotten the point the first time.<br><br>[/seriousness]<br><br>I guess I'm beginning to tune her out as well. She already tunes herself out <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Edit: After reading it again, it's a lot funnier.
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Postby Ibun » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:06 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Oct 11 2004, 06:00 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Oct 11 2004, 06:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> [seriousness]<br><br>Do not try to guess or toy with my identity off-line, I'm very touchy and secretive about it. And I'm not ready to share it with anyone. not even you guys. Zaaphod's on thin ice with me after attempting (and failing) to guess where I live.<br>Try to guess anything about me in RL and I'll just say no; right or wrong. just a warning.<br><br>I 'm having a hard time wondering whether or not I took offense at that last post.<br><br>Anyway, it just turns out I just didn't read the comic carefully enough, and was just so ready and willing to believe that Millie was being persecuted for being weird again, like the old strips. Had I actually read what Millie was actually saying, I would have gotten the point the first time.<br><br>[/seriousness] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Duly noted.
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Postby Zylo » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:24 am

Last time I wrote in staples I pierced my finger. That was back in 5th grade. I've since mastered the art of not stapling myself.
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