Meet the New Millie...

[Tavis]

I'd be more worried if someone were trying to light the paper/glue assembly.

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Or if the paper was slightly damp with an unknown liquid.

[Foxchild]

<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Feb 11 2004, 07:31 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Feb 11 2004, 07:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Or if the paper was slightly damp with an unknown liquid. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> ... kerosine? gasoline? hydrocloric acid? acetate acid? kablamo cola? mountain dew?

[Muninn]

Kablammo Cola!!!!<br><br>What're you trying to do? Kill poor Millie!

[Henohenomoheji]

...Obviously...<br><br>they're not doing a very good job... cartoons don't die easy...<br><br>...not that I'm complaining <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Edit: I'm not complaining that cartoons don't die easy. It's a well documented fact. Daffy Duck can get blown away by a shotgun at close range!

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Igh... how could you think of such a thing!?<br>We were planing to kill Tavis, not a bloody cartoon character!<br>How inhuman can people get?

[Henohenomoheji]

It's easy, let your mind wander. in order to do this tell it not to wander, and do your best to pay attention in schools. this will make your mind wander and think of things...

[Burning Sheep Productions]

I can let my mind wander if I want it to.<br>See, watch this:<br>I'll close my eyes and type what I'm wondering about as I wonder.<br><br>*Ahem.*<br>...<br>U,,///<br>I can'rt erra;;y trhinkasl pf muithomsd.<br>ctra[/.<br>Ojsy, sjeep@<br>I like it wjam ajee[p bgoiem. thei ;ppl cvpp;./<br>gawf IO hipea I'm tupong fc0orrectly.<br>I vamt see a g9int!!<br>WEEERRERER whiop[!<br>jej jej. w2ghoops.<br>DING SI(NG!!!<br>CLy amongat thew ckl0unda qhy dinb;pr tou?<br>Aww I qill~<br>Qarch m,we/.<br>QWWEEEEEEDEEE!!!!!!!<br><br>Woah, I can't type without eyes can I?<br>I couldn't really wonder ether.<br>Nutz.

[Foxchild]

<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Feb 12 2004, 09:36 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Feb 12 2004, 09:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I can let my mind wander if I want it to.<br>See, watch this:<br>I'll close my eyes and type what I'm wondering about as I wonder.<br><br>*Ahem.*<br>...<br>U,,///<br>I can'rt erra;;y trhinkasl pf muithomsd.<br>ctra[/.<br>Ojsy, sjeep@<br>I like it wjam ajee[p bgoiem. thei ;ppl cvpp;./<br>gawf IO hipea I'm tupong fc0orrectly.<br>I vamt see a g9int!!<br>WEEERRERER whiop[!<br>jej jej. w2ghoops.<br>DING SI(NG!!!<br>CLy amongat thew ckl0unda qhy dinb;pr tou?<br>Aww I qill~<br>Qarch m,we/.<br>QWWEEEEEEDEEE!!!!!!!<br><br>Woah, I can't type without eyes can I?<br>I couldn't really wonder ether.<br>Nutz. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> ... <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> i can read most of that!!!!!!<br><br>"Umm...<br>I can't really think as of -------<br>crap..<br>Okay, sleep!<br>I like it when a jeep ----. Their cool..<br>Gwad, I hope I'm typing this correctly.<br>I (can't see a thing?)!!<br>WEEEEEEEEEE whoo!<br>heh heh, woops.<br>DING DING!!!<br>--- among --- --- why ----- you?<br>Aww, I quit!<br>Watch me!<br>WWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!<br><br><br><br>how close is that?

[Henohenomoheji]

OOH! MY TURN MY TURN MY TURN!!!!<br><br><br>La dee da dee dum....<br>I wonder what I;m typing....<br>I think I;m gonna do a heck of a lot better thanb BSP did. hehehehe<br>I can type so much better than hum, I know it. even If I have my eyes closed...<br>I am soooo keyboard trained it's almost funny.<br>Okatm bit that trained....<br>h,,,,////<br>I wonder what;s so special about muffins... and pie....<br>O like pie.<br><o;;oe was gpomg to hit ozy with a pue once but she decided not to. O ;pve tjat stro[<br>I wondedr how my yu[ing is so far....<br>I [rpnanly shouldn't make corrections with my eyes closed....<br>Time to open my eyes.... i think it is at least....<br>uh oh.... why wont they ope,?! what's going on?! help!!!!<br>oh wait, theree we==noooo, thats not it....<br>come one, OPEN!!! O command you yo<br>oh, there we go.<br><br><br>...wow... it IS harder than it looks...<br>...uhm, BSP, what are you doing with that blowtorch?

[Zylo]

I donj'r syand a cjamce/ O ca't t[e woith my eles closed. Lwmmw see houw can thwos os///<br><br>Holy sweet merciful crud. I got two words right (closed, see). I don't type with the proper asdf jkl; technique, but I can still type relatively fast (about 40 words per minute). It's enough for me.

[Foxchild]

...wait, is this the unreadabley readable thread?

[Dr. Dos]

personally no. but i typed this blindly. without proper capitilization. I guess home row and typing class at school weren;t useless after all. hooray.<br><br>uh.. still blind... the quick red fox jumped over the brown lazy dog. I think that uses every letter... alsoo i too thought of that unreadbly unreadable thread or whatever. Still blind, I'mn correcting any errors i notice while blind with my fingers... so any typos really are typos I guess. ok I guess that's enough.

[Foxchild]

well, I might as well give it a shot, how did I do?<br><br>HOLY! I GOT ALL THAT RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?.... time to try something more complicated! (i can spell with my eyes closed, but not open! go figure!!!)<br><br>More complicated, hmmm. Well, I could attempt that weird sentance with everu letter in the alphabet, nah, that;d be nits!<br><br>i messed up every... and that'd... ant nuts.... hmm, odd indeed! much cleaner than I expected!

[Ibon]

Tge qyucj vriwb fix hujprf obrt yhr lsxy nfohj.<br><br>The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.