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Postby Tom Flapwell » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:50 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-DHLawrence+Dec 21 2005, 02:21 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DHLawrence @ Dec 21 2005, 02:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> That narrows it down to Avery, Jeremy, Emily from down the road, or somebody we haven't met. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> You forget Stephan. And maybe Stephanie, if DCS decided she was worth keeping. Depending how the non-recipient feels, I may end up feeling worse for him or her than for Millie.<br><br>The gasoline detail brings to mind an old "Simpsons" episode, when Bart was writing Lisa a song for her birthday. It was to the tune of the <i>Bridge on the River Kwai</i> military whistle: "Lisaaa, your teeth are pink - and - greeeeen, Lisaaa, you smell like gas-o-liiiine...." And then I replaced the name Lisa with Santa.
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Postby Phoenix » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:59 pm

Hmm. Maybe Millie <i>was</i> Felicia's secret Santa, and Ozy realized she'd forgotten and covered for her. I mean, a can of pop isn't really the most original / expensive gift in the world, even relative to pencils and hair clips... it strikes me as something hurridly taken from the school vending machine.<br><br>And gasoline smells goooood... wheee! <!--emo&:ras:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... pberry.png' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='Raspberry.png' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Glenn565 » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:59 pm

Awww, Millie looks so cute when she realizes she is a horrible person! <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:03 pm

You say that like it happens a lot. ... Riiiiiiiight...
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Postby Dr. Doog » Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:54 pm

Emily is the skunk girl, right? not the christian that tar and feathered ozy?
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Postby Like_D00D » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:22 pm

No, that was Ruth.
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Postby TyVulpine » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:48 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Like_D00D+Dec 21 2005, 09:34 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Like_D00D @ Dec 21 2005, 09:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Who was Millie supposed to give presents to? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>who wants to bet it's Ozy? (oops, errrr...never mind....he got pencils....)
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Postby Dr. Doog » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:26 am

<!--emo&:splode:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... splode.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='splode.gif' /><!--endemo--> JUST when I thought I had it right, I'm wrong
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DCS should've ended the comic a year or two ago.
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Postby Zaaphod » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:29 am

<!--QuoteBegin-DoppledangeR DooG+Dec 21 2005, 08:26 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DoppledangeR DooG @ Dec 21 2005, 08:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--emo&:splode:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... splode.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='splode.gif' /><!--endemo--> JUST when I thought I had it right, I'm wrong <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:16 pm

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Postby Zaaphod » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:39 am

"The Godfather Part III." Not as good as the other two, but not horrible either.
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Postby Muninn » Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:47 pm

I felt so sorry for Millie when it dawned on her.<br><br>And Ozy is a true friend for saying what he did in the last panel.
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