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Lol, sorry if its wrong to ask this, but I had a bath today and thought about Ozy and Millie and I remembered that I had seen Millie have her bath a lot, but never Ozy.

Does he have baths, or is it just that when Millie shaves him it grows back clean?

There's at least one instance in which he was, after being tarred and feathered. Lemme see if I can find it.

EDIT: http://ozyandmillie.org/d/20010501.html is the start

Lol, two kinda comics of him in a bath. Haha, I guess Millie just gets dirtier, Ozy dosen't do very much that needs a bath I guess. But with no pants lol I think he would need a bath more!

This topic is weird and you're weird for being a part of it. But aside from typical internet nastiness, everyday activities such as bathing, eating, and breathing are often too boring to be shown in the comic unless its part of a joke or a discussion or if the Great Will of the Macrocosm wills it so.

Nah, baths are whats weird. Sitting in water that full of your dirt and stuff. Eeeeeeew. Showers are more fun! Well, sometimes.

I guess its kinda boring, yeah. Haha, I wonder what bath toys Ozy would have.

An inflatable buddha (Warning: Not a life saving device, just a soul-saving one).

Whats a buddha?

You serious?



Wikipedia wants to be your friend. Why won't you open your heart to wikipedia?

Lol! Hahaha, that would be so weird for Ozy to have that in his bath.

So Buddha is a guy who started a religion? Why would Ozy want that in his bath? I guess its like Moses or something? Or Jesus? Inflatable Jesus? In his bath?

o.o

Lol, I'm not the weird one anymroe

Zen is a school of Mahāyāna Buddhism

Ozy's zen philosophy is drawn from a form of buddhism as far as my lazy and unmotivated research can figure out.

Plus, its a widely believed fact that if you rub the belly of a buddha statue you'll recieve good luck.

Zen is a school of Mahāyāna Buddhism

Ozy's zen philosophy is drawn from a form of buddhism as far as my lazy and unmotivated research can figure out.

Plus, its a widely believed fact that if you rub the belly of a buddha statue you'll recieve good luck.

o.O

Um, that's just reeeeeally creepy. Well, kinda creepy. Lol, if I tried to rub a fat guys belly for good luck my mom would freak out. Also that would be gross. I guess thats why Millie shaves him though?

This topic makes me giggle so much.

I think we're far more likely to see Millie in a tub not because she needs them more often, but because she's more physically playful and behaviorally deviant. In other words, her baths are more interesting.

I'm not sure if DCS is still into Buddhism, but I'm pretty sure he never rubs statue bellies.

BTW, when I was little, my mom called me Buddha Belly because of my posture.

*rubs Tom for good luck*
*5 min later a brick falls on him*

Do foxes sweat? I know dogs don't, so if foxes don't either then really they wouldn't have to bath very often. It seems most everyday grime could be brushed out without much problem.