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Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:48 am**

I've always wondered about this. What species are various famous people? I'll start off with Gov Gary Locke, I think he's either a panda or tanuki.

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:55 am**

Larry King's a definate owl. Dave Simpson expressed his opinion on this topic in <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/1999/om19990519.gif' target='_blank'>this strip</a> which wasn't a great compliment to a certain someone.

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2003 3:13 am**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Doctor Fred @ Nov 2 2003, 06:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Larry King's a definate owl. Dave Simpson his opinion on this topic in <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/1999/om19990519.gif' target='_blank'>this strip</a> which wasn't a great compliment to a certain someone.  </td></tr></table>  I knew about Barbara Wa-Wa. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2003 5:48 am**

George Bush... Hmmm..... I go for a chipmunk, or one of the rodent family.

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2003 6:51 am**

ouch... although now that you mention it, i'd say your right. Either that, or a lemming. haha! i loved that game. they would just keep walking themselves right off the cliff! Fall down go BOOM! ... wow, that also seems fitting for bush. FALL DOWN GO BOOM! EDIT: if your also a lemming, i'll put up one of those no-pass lemmings up to prevent you from sucomming to the same fate!

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2003 12:54 pm**

Heh...interesting. I would have thought Dave would have used a bird for Barbara Wa-Wa like they did in Animalympics. *Obscure-O-Meter breaks*

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:07 am**

I seriously doubt George Bush qualifies as a lemming... there are many other things you can say about him, but lemming is not one of them. I'd liken him to an elephant, actually -- not just because of the whole Republican party thing. But more like, he's constantly underestimated, and fairly difficult to take down (as those who've tried can attest to.) He's not particularly quick or fierce, and not terribly subtle either -- something like the opposite of a fox, really. Stealth and deceit are not his strong points (as much as people wish Bush lied, he doesn't have the subtlety of speech to pull that off) -- but he's fairly consistant and pretty tough to push off course, as a number of foreign nations and Democratic presidential candidates can also attest to. Lyndon LaRouche (the crazy Democratic candidate) I'd liken to a serpent in the Biblical mold. If anyone has read his articles... he redefines just about every meaningful term in the english language ("math" somehow means science to him, and "truth" means understanding how to change the universe... odd definitions, to say the least.) It's like the "no, I'm not lying, if you define lying to mean this particular thing" gag... Jay Leno, probably some sort of ape -- preferably with a very large chin <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /> Arnold Schwartzeneggar... hrm... how about a boar? I know some people think he's a pig...

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:55 am**

Naw, Arnie'd be and ape or something.

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2003 12:56 am**

John Travolta, A llama Oprah, a panda Geraldo Rivera, a scrawny rat. Cher, a puma Al Gore, a turtle

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:52 am**

lol. Those are good ones!

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:34 am**

[...unWARP!!!] Good evening. This one's a given: Mexico's current president would be a fox: Vicente FOX Quesada Our previous president would have been a mountain lion: Ernesto Zedillo Ponce de LEON Until next time, remember: I AM THE J.A.M. Good evening. [WARP!!!]

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:38 am**

Einstien, a badger Mr. T, a very large Ground Hog

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:56 am**

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Sabre @ Nov 4 2003, 04:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Oprah, a panda  </td></tr></table>  Problem is, Oprah is not Chinese or SE Asian. I see her as being a lion or leopard.

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2003 6:31 am**

There is a sense of lion warmth about her, but it doesn't seem to fit. But I don't think Ozy and Millie fit with swapped clothes ether do I?

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:49 am**

I'd see Oprah as more of a panther

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