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There are some real classic lines in there, right now I can think of:<br>"HEY!! WE'VE GOT BILL GATES IN THE STOCKS!! LET'S PELT HIM WITH DEAD STUFF!!!"<br>"I'm not sure which of us should be more offended right now."<br>"Uhh I mean, wear wool, NO! WAIT..."<br>"We're being sheets of bubblewrap."

My sig <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

See my sig as well.

Erm...what sig?<br><br>Or is the lack of a current signature a statement that you have no favorite lines/quotes?

[un-VACATIONIZE!]<br><br>"Armadillo! Armadillo! The cheese from Zimbabwe has lugubriously flattened my popcorn!"<br><br>...Which reminds me (yes I always have to throw in a semi-non-sequitur) of a "Bloom County" strip where some guy is accusing rock bands of hiding satanic messages backwards in their albums, and he shows Opus the transcript, which says: "Devil bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana! Banana!"<br><br>[VACATIONIZE!]

::points down:: C'mon, you should know this.

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Dec 27 2004, 02:55 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Dec 27 2004, 02:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Erm...what sig? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I have a sig by not having a sig!<br><br>(*TA-DAH!*)

Armadillo! Armadillo! The cheese from Zimbabwe has lugubriously flattened my popcorn!<br><br>Your train of thought seems to be carrying a shipment of toxic waste.

"What doesn't kill me makes me stranger."<br><br>I've used this line on occasion. I usually get odd looks. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--><br>

I don't care if it stunts my growth. <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'> I NEED COFFEE</span>

"So then my dad told Jimmy Carter to part his hair on the OTHER side and... (you can insert just about anything you want to complete this sentence out of randomness)"<br><br>"Moofle! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->"

<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Dec 27 2004, 09:55 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Dec 27 2004, 09:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Erm...what sig?<br><br>Or is the lack of a current signature a statement that you have no favorite lines/quotes? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Don't you get it? It's zen. He has a sig that is no sig, after all, does not empty space exist as well.<br><br><!--QuoteBegin-Zaaphod+ Dec 27 2004, 06:01 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Zaaphod @ Dec 27 2004, 06:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>   "What doesn't kill me makes me stranger."<br><br>I've used this line on occasion. I usually get odd looks. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>You definately would get some strange looks with that one. I might want to try that.

"I wonder what it says about me that my major ego-booster is knowing that I'm smarter than a five year old?"

<!--QuoteBegin-Octan+Dec 27 2004, 03:30 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Octan @ Dec 27 2004, 03:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br><br>...Which reminds me (yes I always have to throw in a semi-non-sequitur) of a "Bloom County" strip where some guy is accusing rock bands of hiding satanic messages backwards in their albums, and he shows Opus the transcript, which says: "Devil bunnies!  I snort the nose, Lucifer!  Banana!  Banana!"<br><br> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Gorbachev Sings Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!

<!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Dec 28 2004, 04:57 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Dec 28 2004, 04:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Dec 27 2004, 09:55 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Dec 27 2004, 09:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Erm...what sig?<br><br>Or is the lack of a current signature a statement that you have no favorite lines/quotes? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Don't you get it? It's zen. He has a sig that is no sig, after all, does not empty space exist as well.<br><br><!--QuoteBegin-Zaaphod+ Dec 27 2004, 06:01 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Zaaphod @ Dec 27 2004, 06:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'>   "What doesn't kill me makes me stranger."<br><br>I've used this line on occasion. I usually get odd looks. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>You definately would get some strange looks with that one. I might want to try that. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> The problem of not-being-from-an-English-speaking-country is that it's near-impossible to use lines like this <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Oh and "<b>That</b> should land you at the dock in The Hague" <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->