Confusing strips

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:23 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Tavis @ May 30 2004, 10:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ah yes, I'm sure all of us single folk are looking for someone with good taste.  </td></tr></table>  *groans* That's awful! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> We don't want anyone bitter or sour, we want someone sweet. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

Sabre · Postby **Sabre** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:04 am

Like Sugar.

Jerry Roosevelt · Postby **Jerry Roosevelt** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:07 am

I hope these puns don't leave a bad taste in your mouths.

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:47 am

Why not, Monarx? Life needs some spiciness to keep things interesting. (please no Spice Girl puns)

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 4:08 pm

aww...

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:01 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Tavis @ May 31 2004, 10:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> (please no Spice Girl puns)  </td></tr></table>  ....must.....resist...... I had a deliciously bad pun, but now I won't use it or else I'll get raked over the coals. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Arloest · Postby **Arloest** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:30 am

IIII'MMMMM SPPIICCCYYYY!!!!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:20 pm

I don't get <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2001/om20011109.html' target='_blank'>this one</a> but it has Timulty in it, so it's cute.

VisibilityMissing · Postby **VisibilityMissing** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:05 pm

Okay, I shouldn't really be old enough to know this, but Timulty's mishearing an old song: San Francisco, Wear Some Flowers Scott McKenzie If you're going to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair If you're going to San Francisco You're gonna meet some gentle people there For those who come to San Francisco Summertime will be a love-in there In the streets of San Francisco Gentle people with flowers in their hair All across the nation such a strange vibration People in motion There's a whole generation with a new explanation People in motion people in motion For those who come to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair If you come to San Francisco Summertime will be a love-in there If you come to San Francisco Summertime will be a love-in there

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:56 pm

oh, I get it. awwwwwwwwwwwwww... PS: oh, yes, and I almost don't get <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2002/om20020506.html' target='_blank'>this one...</a>

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:40 am

Ozy's dad says that it's against the law to leave a child his age unattended at home (true in most states, including this one), and Ozy points out that his dad made gin (a form of alcohol akin to moonshine) in the bathtub.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:44 am

...and that's illegal?

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:45 am

Yes, it's manufacturing liquor without a license.

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