what can people say to make you spit take?

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 9:16 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (LotharBot @ Nov 3 2003, 07:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> keep in mind grading calculus finals is often a 12-hour process... when you've been at it that long, everything is funny.  </td></tr></table>  EWWW! thats evil! and i thought taking a 4hr exam was tuff. i guess if my brain can get fried after 4hrs of test taking, the grader's must get worse. now is that proof trivial, or subtle? <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 7:14 am

O.K. so, im just wierd for thinking that is legitimatly funny, without having my brain fried by tests or school? well... I perfectly alright with that, but its still a little suprising!

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 7:35 am

so part of it is, i'm really stressing out about this math test i have tomaro, so i'm a little more resentful of all things mathy right now. perhaps my feelings will change come tomaro afternoon when i may well have draw a pict. of me getting run over by a truck... (i did draw cartoon stick figures in the margins of another test a coupla years ago, that was really funny... but hte grader didn't comment on them <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> ) and re: being weird- am i not right to make the assumption that if you are the type of person to like ozy and millie, you probably consider being called normal an insult? so then, being weird is a good thing. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 7:51 am

Oh, definately! hey, just look at the wide variety of my postings: from "RandomPhylosophy-Physics", to "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE AGENT SMITH! ..." i'll spare the space here the rest of that quote. but yes, that would describe me, i guess. Although, i really don't take offence to anything anymore, so, if i were called 'normal', i may be concerned, but not offended! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /wacko.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wacko.gif' />

Supersmoke · Postby **Supersmoke** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 7:37 pm

I remember one time, I was at lunch with a bunch of friends. One of them had eaten tons of candy for lunch and was going insane. I was drinking some gatorade. Suddenly he says, "Hey! Would it be funny if I stuck my d*ng in the vending machine!?" I promptly shot gatorade out my nose. Boy, did that stuff burn!

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Mon Nov 03, 2003 10:02 pm

im guessing most of us here STILL arent used to having consumable liquids ususally designated for ingesting through our oral cavities shot through our olfactors. (Translation: im guessin most of us here still arent used to shooting drinks out our noses.)

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:51 am

Got a new one...I walked into another residence hall here for the weekly DDR fest while drinking a bottle of Gatorade. As it turned out, everybody in the room (about five other guys) was screaming along to "Oops I Did It Again!", which was also cranked to maximum volume on the TV. The results were disastrous, but everyone agreed the sight of me spraying purple fluid out of my nose made it all worthwhile.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:10 am

"Oh my god is raining!" Definately, no chance of happening here in the 'outback.'

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:28 am

Alright... its been a long time since i've spittaken, but today i succomed to the horrer that is straberry soda through the nose! It started when i decided in the middle of work... "hey, im hungry" I go to the cafeteria(becauseof several events this morning, i could not get the luch that was packed at home) Well, the cafeteria is right next to the student lounge, which inside has a nice big screen tv. Usually, theres either MTV, BET, or Halo on the tv... well, i walk past it ans see several flashes, indicating a game. I couldnt believe what i saw! It wasnt halo, or ps2, or gamecube... it was DUCK HUNT! so i walk inside, and i see about 15 others watching this game of two player Duck Hunt, with one player controling the duck. well, if this wanst enough, the person currently shooting was getting annoid at the duck/player2. He was getting almost all of his shots until about lev 11. Around lev 11, he started loosing his run. Still accurate enough to pass, but he was getting less and less accurate, untill it was taking him all three shots to get the duck. well, at this point i was foolishly drinking my strawberry soda... i was rather tired of the alternatives available at the time. in any case, when player one started missing, he was getting a little profane. Everyone else was either chearing for the or the player. More people kept coming, each having about the same reaction: "Oh MY GOD! its Duck Hunt!" or anything along a similar nature. At this point, the crownd has swelled to about 20. he gets to level 15, and the ducks move pretty fast at that point. He, to pass to the next level, needed to hit 8 of the 10 ducks. well, he missed the first two... bad start. He does fine for 5 more ducks. then, player two decides to get really tricky. another duck is shot, leaving 2 left. Well, he completely misses the next one. He starts yelling many profanities, mainly at the duck, the dog who fetched the duck, and player two, . well, after a second of a seriouse anger shot, he decides to use it to his advantage and go on a fake homicidle runthrough of anyone in the room! yelling about the variouse things that cant be said here. Well, at this point, hes running and jumping around like a complete arse, shooting the bright orange light gun left and right. just the expression on his face was priceless as he started one more round yelling "DIE YOU D*** DUCK! (misses)". this was all intentional, but the reaction the crowd was giving him made this situation even better. then as i take a drink...*BANG BANG BANG* *MISS* *dog laughs*" WHY CANT I SHOOT THE DUMB DOG!" well, i lost it, as did anyone else in the room(there was a lot of drink everywhere) with a soda/water. He was still jumping around, through this whole tirade, while shooting the duck to. I think this was just his personality, not trying to show off. well, think we've all been there, wanting to shoot the dumb dog for laughing at us when we missed the duck. After this, they proceeded to beat Super Mario Brothers, played tetris, dr mario, a nother shoot gallery typ of game, and more. I think the nintendo is coming back next week, too! so, while i probably would not spittake at that, it will still be mayham.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 6:08 am

Never played the game, but that sounds funny.

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:32 am

If you have never wanted to kill that $@#^ing dog, then mister, you're a better man than I. Hm. *fires up PhotoImpact* EDIT: It'll be done by Tuesday...I've been a busy Midnight.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 4:17 am

uh-oh... what have i done *(look above)* and burning sheep! you've NEVER PLAYED DUCKHUNT!!!! wow... i think this is the first glimps of 'back in my day'... but im only 19!! AAHHH!

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 4:24 am

Oh my god.... i'm not gonna be able to spittake at this, because i don't have a drink... but this must be said! My family currently has a plan that will be acted out tomorow... One of our dogs, the more hyper one named 'Emma' noticed our unpowerred 'Furby' on the shelf tonight, and she didn't like it one bit... well, tomorow, were putting in the batteries! torturing little hyper dogs with seasonal toys of evil... mwahahahaha. this is gonna be funny!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 5:39 am

*feels the searing pain of Vanilla Coke through my nostrils* What the heck are you doing with an operational FURBY?!?!? *shudders and runs off to get towels and such for my wet and sticky computer* EDIT: It was an exaggeration.. no spittake, but still unsettling.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 7:13 am

Furby? Is that like a robot or something?

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