PSA: Auction

[sandblaster]

You can't eat money

[Zaaphod]

You can't eat money

No, but one can buy food with money.

[baloki]

You can't eat money

Oh you can, doesn't mean its a good idea to though!

[Muninn]

What about that chocolate money wrapped in gold paper?

[Richard K Niner]

Paper? I thought it was aluminium foil...

[Muninn]

It could be radioctive papyrus for all I care, I've never liked them.

[baloki]

It could be radioctive papyrus for all I care, I've never liked them.

I think the Platypus would care though!

[Bocaj Claw]

Platypi don't have feelings. They lay eggs! If I need to state directly that this is just a joke then obviously you people don't know me well enough. I swear, this is just like the "fried chicken" joke I made about rooster but everybody assumed I was talking about something more meterologically based and when I was your age we had to walk fifteen miles in the snow, uphill both ways, to get to our meterology. And we liked it!

[Angstwolf]

That's a long way to walk for some cruddy weather predictions.

EDIT: Er, unless you meant "the study of meters".

[Bocaj Claw]

No I don't my good mute. Although meters are a fascinating study. Did you know that the original meter was how far somebody could sprint out of bed without noticing that they were pantsless? And that the current meter is based on how far light goes in some tiny unit of time?

[Angstwolf]

No I don't my good mute. Although meters are a fascinating study. Did you know that the original meter was how far somebody could sprint out of bed without noticing that they were pantsless? And that the current meter is based on how far light goes in some tiny unit of time?

Did you know you're full of VICIOUS LIES OF DOOM?

(If VICIOUS LIES OF DOOM is a variable equal to the quantity [fun].)

[Bocaj Claw]

Vicious lies of doom are directly proportional to the quantity "fun".