So what would *you* take?

[Muninn]

*smiles*<br>*no favour or bread arrives*<br>*realises there's no one else in the house*<br><br>Sorry.

[Septimius Severus]

Power, assuming I choose how MUCH power. With the kind of power I plan on achieving one day, money will be meaningless, and rubber chickens will all answer to me. All people will be required to wear chicken hats. Soldiers will be armed with rubber chicken crossbows. Boy Scouts will aspire to become Rubber Chickens. For thanksgiving, I will declare that everyone must eat a rubber chicken instead of Turkey (I figure anyone dumb enough to follow that edict is better off dead.) I will commission a great rubber chicken to be built on the site of what was once Washington, DC. Of course, I will be assassinated while inspecting the rubber chicken farms in Kansas and before the megachicken can be completed, but such is life.

[Muninn]

Good plan Septimus.

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Septimius Severus+Jan 2 2005, 04:54 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Septimius Severus @ Jan 2 2005, 04:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Power, assuming I choose how MUCH power. With the kind of power I plan on achieving one day, money will be meaningless, and rubber chickens will all answer to me. All people will be required to wear chicken hats. Soldiers will be armed with rubber chicken crossbows. Boy Scouts will aspire to become Rubber Chickens. For thanksgiving, I will declare that everyone must eat a rubber chicken instead of Turkey (I figure anyone dumb enough to follow that edict is better off dead.) I will commission a great rubber chicken to be built on the site of what was once Washington, DC. Of course, I will be assassinated while inspecting the rubber chicken farms in Kansas and before the megachicken can be completed, but such is life. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Someone is mad with even the thought power!! Truly MAD: in the definition meaning insane, as in a rambling lunatic.<br><br>Remind me never to elect you to public office.

[dragonranpu]

reminds me of an acient piece of wisdom. "Power corrupts, Ultimate power currupts ultamately."

[Dr. Dos]

you'll get blamed for things.

[Richard K Niner]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Jan 4 2005, 08:48 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Jan 4 2005, 08:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Remind me never to elect you to public office. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Also remember that you don't have to be <i>elected</i> to public office...

[Dr. Doog]

with money i could then become the major stockholder of MicroSoft, thus allowing completion my life goal of becoming an evil overlord of the world.

[Muninn]

Beware Doog, <a href='http://www.canada.com/news/story.html?i ... 4a1ef5d39b' target='_blank'>the perils of Microsoft</a>.

[Dr. Doog]

i said i'd own them, not use them.<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Doog, who was sitting next to Jacob on a page staged to look like Simon Rance's Define Cynical forum, smiled dryly and continued with his discussion.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd-->

[Ozy]

I LIKE rubber chickens.

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ozy+Jan 10 2005, 05:33 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozy @ Jan 10 2005, 05:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I LIKE rubber chickens. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Yeah, Getting huge amounts of money and power will result in a backlash when the Universe equalizes. How's the Universe going to equalize a rubber chicken?!<br><br>I suggest you guys read the pearl, it's a little easy of a book (7th grade reading level), but it's got some good wisdom in it. Unfortunately for the class I read it in, the teacher never really understood it.

[allison]

Heh, money.<br><br>Mmmmm. Money. I could use some of that.

[Dr. Doog]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ruedii-X+Jan 11 2005, 04:58 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ruedii-X @ Jan 11 2005, 04:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozy+Jan 10 2005, 05:33 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ozy @ Jan 10 2005, 05:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I LIKE rubber chickens. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Yeah, Getting huge amounts of money and power will result in a backlash when the Universe equalizes. How's the Universe going to equalize a rubber chicken?!<br><br>I suggest you guys read the pearl, it's a little easy of a book (7th grade reading level), but it's got some good wisdom in it. Unfortunately for the class I read it in, the teacher never really understood it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> exactly, and with everybody poor, who could stand up against me?

[Ruedii-X]

<!--QuoteBegin-DoppledangeR DooG+Jan 15 2005, 10:45 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DoppledangeR DooG @ Jan 15 2005, 10:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> exactly, and with everybody poor, who could stand up against me? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> OK, you missed the point. I won't bother repeating myself. You're eyes are blinded by the giant dollar signs in them.<br><br>Don't come to me crying when you're a social reject with no other social rejects to hang out with because they're all poor loosers who can't stand up against you.