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Postby Rod Beauvex / Marble Didy » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:46 pm

Does this ice cream do different things for different people? One panal we have a guy remebering mittens, and another panal we have Shelley obtaining nirvana.<br><br>So what exactly does it do?
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:59 pm

Hmm, only one way to find out, I guess.... *Eats a spoonful of it*<br><br>*Blinks as suddenly the 50,000 females nearest to my location appear from out of nowhere, looking at me as if I was Brad Pitt or something*<br><br>Yeah, I think I see what it does... Maybe? This looks like a job for the Twilight Zone! *cue musical theme as I spin around three times and vanish*
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Postby Zaaphod » Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:26 am

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Postby Holyman83 » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:24 am

I better stay away form it then...my GF allread dumped me 3 times in the past. I dont think she wld like the idea of me having 50,000 females looking at me as if I was Brad Pitt...forthat matter I dont think I would want 50,000 of anything doing that!<br>*digs a hole and hides*
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:30 am

50,000... that's a pretty scary number to have lookin' at you...
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Postby Arloest » Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:36 am

/me eats a spoonful of ice cream and suddenly starts seeing Slipknot dressed up as 4 year old ballerinas along with flaming heads flying through the air.<br>Whoa, trippy!<br>I think it's supposed to... either make you remember long lost things, make you amused or just make you freak out.
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Postby Amaroq » Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:47 am

Smell is the most closely linked sense with memories. Taste is linked with smell. Maybe this new ice cream simply tastes so good it stimulates the taste enough to indirectly trigger memories.<br><br>EDIT: *Wonders if that is how mr. simpson came up with the idea of the ice cream bringing back shelly's boss' memories of the lost mittens*

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Postby GhostWay » Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:39 pm

Additionally, how the heck does a donkey wear mittens in the first place? Perhaps that's why he lost them...
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:52 pm

Well, it would be easier than gloves . . .
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Postby Muninn » Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:09 pm

After i ate a spoonful i was higher than Jesus.<br><br>Some strawberry fields and glass onions and walrus' there too.

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Postby hdofu » Sat Dec 25, 2004 4:13 am

Ice Cream leads the lactose intolerent to seek the bathrooms.
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Postby Richard K Niner » Sat Dec 25, 2004 4:16 am

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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:13 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-coolsteve64+Dec 24 2004, 02:47 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (coolsteve64 @ Dec 24 2004, 02:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Smell is the most closely linked sense with memories. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> I never knew that, that explains alot.
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Postby dcsimpson » Sun Dec 26, 2004 12:28 am

<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Dec 24 2004, 04:30 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Dec 24 2004, 04:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> 50,000... that's a pretty scary number to have lookin' at you... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> You get used to it. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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Postby Ozymandias » Sun Dec 26, 2004 12:31 am

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