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Postby Kyler Thatch » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:44 am

Come on, don't you people have any pun appreciation?
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:03 pm

Apparently, Brits have another meaning of "conk out." Americans use it to mean "fall asleep."
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Postby Rooster » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:48 pm

Apparently, Brits have another meaning of "conk out." Americans use it to mean "fall asleep."
It can mean both where I'm from.

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Postby Muninn » Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:16 pm

Here's my prediction of possible Ozy and Millie storylines in 25 or 30 years time.

Ernest, Millie's rubber duck, is shown to have a brother who lives out in the desert in Needles. This duck is more skinny and spends much of his time talking to cactuses.

Ozy wakes up one morning to discover the back of his head resembling the yin-yang sign. Next he sees the rising sun as a yin-yang sign. He starts to see the sign everywhere and the sensation gets too much for him. Upon visiting the Llewelyn clan's doctor he is sent to get some rest away from zen in a camp. He wears a bag over his head to hide his shame and ends up inspiring the other residents with wise words. When at last he feels his scalp has returned to normal he gets up early to view the sun, feeling that if he doesn't see a yin-yang sign he's cured, only to see Alfred E. Neuman instead of the sun.

While playing house rules parcheesi Ozy experiences a feeling of pain in his stomach and admits himself into a hospital. It is revealed he has a serious illness that requires him to stay in hospital for a few weeks. Millie and Isolde wait on a bench outside his room with Millie vowing to not leave until he is cured. There Millie almost admits to Isolde that she has feelings for Ozy. It all ends well when Ozy leaves hospital perfectly fine.

A boy looking very much like Ozy is introduced to the cast. The only difference is that he wears overalls and talks to his basketball.

All throughout the Zen Baron continues to not plague Ozy and Millie.


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Postby Bocaj Claw » Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:30 pm

My god. Its the best writing I've seen since that French satirist guy that wrote stuff about candides.
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