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Postby norsenerd » Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:18 am

Some <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2000/om20000123.html' target='_blank'>foreshadowing</a> I've found.
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Postby Sidney_LeBlanc » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:24 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-caseyweederman+Oct 16 2003, 11:04 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (caseyweederman @ Oct 16 2003, 11:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br>Hm... Is it... Quebec, where Margarine cannot legally be yellow. I had a book that had all the best ones. I'll try to find it.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br><br> I doubt it to be honest, Qubec would receive the same margarine products that the rest of the country gets.<br><br> No, silly laws about food products are not good enough for Qubec. Qubec is the province that does not allow cars to turn right on a red light (mais tabarnac, you can go right threw 'em! J/k), and store signs which contain english in them, must have the english in a smaller font than the french? God bless the language police eh? <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br><br> To try and get this back on topic (sort of) was I the only one that got the impression that the mattress cutting gag was a parody of the U.S reaction to Canada decriminalizing marijuana possession?<br><br>

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Postby Tavis » Tue Jan 13, 2004 4:48 am

With new strips along the way this month, I thought this topic was ready return to the surface.

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Postby Foxchild » Tue Jan 13, 2004 7:33 am

wow... so many avatars with no more people behind them........
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Tue Jan 13, 2004 11:51 am

't'was what I was thinkin'.
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Postby Elscire » Tue Jan 13, 2004 12:12 pm

Indeed.<br><br>I hope we don't all just disappear, though I doubt it =)
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Tue Jan 13, 2004 12:21 pm

Most of us are stuck to this place so I wouldn't worry.
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Postby erikbarrett » Wed Jan 14, 2004 5:15 pm

I stand by my original thought: I am not inclined to consume anything as large as a mattress.
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Wed Jan 14, 2004 5:23 pm

Actually, if you read the matress tag, you'd know this:<br><br><!--QuoteBegin-Matress Tag Statement+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Matress Tag Statement)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> WARNING! UNDER PENALTY OF LAW, THIS TAG IS NOT TO BE REMOVED <i><b>EXCEPT</b></i> BY THE CONSUMER<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Which means if Lewellyn bought the matress, he would be a consumer, and therefore cannot be penalized by law if he were to remove the mattress tag.
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Postby Foxchild » Wed Jan 14, 2004 5:32 pm

hmmmm... what if we take a sharpie to all of the mattress tags and wipe that part out? how about then?
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Postby Maeglin » Wed Jan 14, 2004 10:27 pm

Maybe I should post my comic on here, but it has some suggestive language.
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Postby Foxchild » Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:31 am

if you want someone to check it before hand, upload it to a differant site, and PM a mod to take a look at it. Thats all I have to sugest for that.
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Postby Burning Sheep Productions » Thu Jan 15, 2004 4:22 am

As long as it's not obscene or majorly swearative then I'd say it's alright.
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Postby Foxchild » Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:17 am

yeah, meant to say that, but i had to sort a bunch of magazines for work.
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Postby Zaaphod » Fri Jan 16, 2004 5:46 am

Now you've got me all curious about your comic, Hobo.<br>
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