Mattress-Tag Cutting
<!--QuoteBegin-caseyweederman+Oct 16 2003, 11:04 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (caseyweederman @ Oct 16 2003, 11:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <br>Hm... Is it... Quebec, where Margarine cannot legally be yellow. I had a book that had all the best ones. I'll try to find it.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br><br> I doubt it to be honest, Qubec would receive the same margarine products that the rest of the country gets.<br><br> No, silly laws about food products are not good enough for Qubec. Qubec is the province that does not allow cars to turn right on a red light (mais tabarnac, you can go right threw 'em! J/k), and store signs which contain english in them, must have the english in a smaller font than the french? God bless the language police eh? <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... lleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br><br> To try and get this back on topic (sort of) was I the only one that got the impression that the mattress cutting gag was a parody of the U.S reaction to Canada decriminalizing marijuana possession?<br><br>
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Actually, if you read the matress tag, you'd know this:<br><br><!--QuoteBegin-Matress Tag Statement+--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Matress Tag Statement)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> WARNING! UNDER PENALTY OF LAW, THIS TAG IS NOT TO BE REMOVED <i><b>EXCEPT</b></i> BY THE CONSUMER<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Which means if Lewellyn bought the matress, he would be a consumer, and therefore cannot be penalized by law if he were to remove the mattress tag.
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