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then i deem it necessary to steer some females toward the premises so that i may be properly welcomed

actually there are many women all around us
however they are entirely deaf, mute, and impassive to us
let the party begin

this is my welcome home party thread in which i will be hosting an open party to be attended by all for the purposes of instilling in me a sense of warmth and welcome

would anyone like a drank, or perhaps some h'orderps