Scar got a bum deal. He's a lion. He can't controll the weather.


I didn't se Mufasa making strides to strengthen relatons with the hyenas. Scar had a great foreign policy.

Oh? If lions can't control the weather then why did it rain to put out the fire once Simba took over and then all the greenery came back? Lions totally have weather control powers. Everybody knows this.

Simba got lucky early in his administration and rode that popularity the entire time. If you look at his track record objectively you see that he's at best an average pride leader. The only reason he had such high approval ratings is because of coincidence and charisma.

Scar isn't gay. He's Nala's father. Zazu, on the other hand....


Yep! This amazing ability can also be seen in Lion King 2. Things get all rainy and gloomy when there's a war with the "evil" pride but becomes all blue skies and sunshine when Simba'a annoying daughter makes peace with everyone.



No kidding. Lion King 2 shows he's a pretty weak leader. See my previous statement.

That's like saying Gustav Husak had a good foreign policy with the Soviet Union.

I don't think Disney would have incest in their animated films.

Look, one way or another, Nala is closely related to Simba. She's either a cousin or a half-sister because that's how lions work and I didn't see any other man lions around. See also, the tendency of lions to kill cubs that aren't theirs.

Incest in a Disney movie totally happened. Just like in Aladdin.

A cartoon exaggerating? What has this world come to?



And people thought that my treatise on bellybuttons on furries was good... I applaud you all for very sound reasoning. As for the comic, meh, I've seen much better.

I must see this treatise.

I vaguely recall that.

Man, look at all those people who aren't here anymore.

DUDE! I was looking everywhere for that but gave up the search... SELF-INDULGENT BOOKMARK! And yeah, its kinda depressing in a fond memory kind of way .

NOTE: Even a post from DCS is on there, damn, what a time capsule that topic is. Shows the good ol' days, that it does.