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Postby D-puff » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:52 am

'Bout time this was revived.

Granted, but your eyes have turned into shoops. In turn, you cannot see.

I wish I could find a job.
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Postby nickspoon » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:27 am

Granted, I'm sure you'll make a wonderful sleazy nightclub stripper.

I wish I could be bothered to do stuff.
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:34 am

Granted. You now have the motivation to take up stamp collecting tweezers collecting.

I wish I had some Fruity Pebbles
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Postby lastwyvern » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:18 am

Granted, but they are pebbles none the less, and you break your teeth.

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:46 am

Granted but the only console its on is the WonderSwan.

I wish people would stop telling me where they got these scars
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Postby lastwyvern » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:07 am

Granted. They now tell you when they got their scars.

I wish lamps ruled the world.
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Postby Segovia » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:12 pm

Granted now you're the lamp king's sex slave.

I wish I could think of a good story idea.

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Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:36 pm

Granted, everyone on DC hates it anyway.

I wish I was a cannibal.
КТО ТРОГАЛ МОЯ ПУШКА

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see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch

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Postby Segovia » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:56 pm

Huhhhh? What was that? You wanted to be a cannonball? Ok if that's your wish.

but seriously now your a cannibal. You eat your fingers now when you have the munchies.

I wish that I can play Hungarian Dance #5 by Brahms on the piano.

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:45 am

Granted but the only piano you'll ever have access to is the one that only plays fart noises.

I wish I may I wish I might, that Togepi will die tonight.
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Postby MuffinSticks » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:12 am

Granted, but that was the last togepi in existence and you go to jail 4ever.

I wish I was a giant man-eating noodle.
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch

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Postby Segovia » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:16 pm

Granted but man eats noodles so you're gone in the first five minutes.

I wish I had soda fountain that I had unlimited access to without paying any royalties of anykind. I also want the fountain to be poison free, diesease free, or anything else that will kill me. I also want the soda to remain a perfect constant carbonation.

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Postby Bocaj Claw » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:54 am

Granted but everybody else knows about it now and the line is ridiculous.

I wish I may I wish I might be a real boy tonight.
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Postby Segovia » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:22 am

Granted now your boyscout leader comes tonight.

I could see da fut-cha.


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