Corrupt a Wish game

D-puff · Postby **D-puff** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:52 am

'Bout time this was revived.

Granted, but your eyes have turned into shoops. In turn, you cannot see.

I wish I could find a job.

nickspoon · Postby **nickspoon** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:27 am

Granted, I'm sure you'll make a wonderful sleazy nightclub stripper.

I wish I could be bothered to do stuff.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:34 am

Granted. You now have the motivation to take up stamp collecting tweezers collecting.

I wish I had some Fruity Pebbles

lastwyvern · Postby **lastwyvern** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:18 am

Granted, but they are pebbles none the less, and you break your teeth.

I wish Rock Band 2 wasn't worse than Rock Band.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:46 am

Granted but the only console its on is the WonderSwan.

I wish people would stop telling me where they got these scars

lastwyvern · Postby **lastwyvern** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:07 am

Granted. They now tell you when they got their scars.

I wish lamps ruled the world.

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:12 pm

Granted now you're the lamp king's sex slave.

I wish I could think of a good story idea.

MuffinSticks · Postby **MuffinSticks** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:36 pm

Granted, everyone on DC hates it anyway.

I wish I was a cannibal.

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:56 pm

Huhhhh? What was that? You wanted to be a cannonball? Ok if that's your wish.

but seriously now your a cannibal. You eat your fingers now when you have the munchies.

I wish that I can play Hungarian Dance #5 by Brahms on the piano.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:45 am

Granted but the only piano you'll ever have access to is the one that only plays fart noises.

I wish I may I wish I might, that Togepi will die tonight.

MuffinSticks · Postby **MuffinSticks** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:12 am

Granted, but that was the last togepi in existence and you go to jail 4ever.

I wish I was a giant man-eating noodle.

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:16 pm

Granted but man eats noodles so you're gone in the first five minutes.

I wish I had soda fountain that I had unlimited access to without paying any royalties of anykind. I also want the fountain to be poison free, diesease free, or anything else that will kill me. I also want the soda to remain a perfect constant carbonation.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:54 am

Granted but everybody else knows about it now and the line is ridiculous.

I wish I may I wish I might be a real boy tonight.

Segovia · Postby **Segovia** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:22 am

Granted now your boyscout leader comes tonight.

I could see da fut-cha.

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