Thursday, January 21, 1999: Ozy's dad to the rescue

[NonsenseWords]

[osprey]

It's all becoming clear now! The cure for emos is apple pie!

[Bocaj Claw]

Or at least the cure for melodrama.

[Liz]

I don't really like apple pie

*lies on a sidewalk*

[Bocaj Claw]

You are a waste of that pavement space.

[NonsenseWords]

Hey, if he's got apple pie, chances are he's got ice cream to go with it. You turn that down, too?

[Tom_Radigan]

I don't really like apple pie

*lies on a sidewalk*

Chocolate cake then?

[Burning Sheep Productions]

This is where I learned the word "pathos".

[Cactus Jack]

I'm an eccentric single male. Well, let me offer this 8 year old girl pie. Its inside my van here. The rule is that you cannot tell anybody that you have come to my van for pie.

[Bocaj Claw]

I'm reminded of the video for the Radiohead song "Just," in which there's a guy lying on the sidewalk and he refuses to tell the growing crowd why, and then when he finally does, whatever it is he tells them causes all of them to lie down on the sidewalk too.

Now, if someone had only thought to bring pie.

[Liz]

I don't like cake either.

Offer me steak though...

[Arloest]

I don't like cake either.

Offer me steak though...

True dat!

[Tom_Radigan]

I don't like cake either.

Offer me steak though...

True dat!

Am I the only member of this board who doesn't much like steak?

[Bocaj Claw]

I'm not a huge steak fan. I prefer food that doesn't require an hour of mastication.

[NonsenseWords]

I'm not a huge steak fan. I prefer food that doesn't require an hour of mastication.

You need to get better cuts of meat. The ideal steak will effectively melt in your mouth.

Damn it I'm hungry now.