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Re: Nobel prize

Postby nickspoon » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:13 pm

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Re: Nobel prize

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Re: Nobel prize

Postby Bocaj Claw » Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:13 am

How come Not a single Noble Prize in sciences in 100-years. What happened? Not a secret: web tells us who won the Nobel Prize. How come after a 100-years Not a single Nobel prize has been won?
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Re: Nobel prize

Postby Caoimhin » Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:27 am

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