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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:01 pm
by Septimius Severus
A few months ago, some conservative group drew thousands of hearts in chalk on sidewalks all over the university. One heart supposedly represented one aborted fetus from the local abortion clinic. Sometime last night, someone drew thousands of penises all over campus. I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but unlike the heart thing, I doubt the paper will carry the story.
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:00 pm
by Sakie
It's probley a prank.
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:38 pm
by VisibilityMissing
Something came to mind, but I think I'll keep it to myself . . .
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:44 pm
by Septimius Severus
Marlena Bobbit?
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:46 pm
by VisibilityMissing
If that became a trend, it would certainly become painful
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:50 pm
by Ozymandias
Just make sure word gets around that whoever did it's obviously making up for something...
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:40 pm
by Zylo
Each one represents a guy who went out clubbing for girls and ended up too drunk to get with anyone. That's how things work, usually.
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:31 am
by Septimius Severus
"Clubbing?"<br><br><br>This is College Station, Texas, mein Freunde. If by "club," you mean "Cheers-esque bar," then sure, we've got tons of clubs.<br><br><br>Seriously, we play darts when we get drunk (off of beer or whiskey) in these parts.