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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:14 am
by RocketGirl
Er...by putting the lime in the coconut? (Whatinhell is humanahbang?)

How do I evade the Thought Police?

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:01 am
by MuffinSticks
Like this ______
Fill your head with lots of that.

How do I get a boring song stuck in my head?

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:06 am
by RocketGirl
Sheet music + paper-cut

How do I get infamous on the internet?

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:29 am
by lastwyvern
send porn to everyone you know or don't know, or both. people will know you.

How do i learn how to draw fingers so they are proportionate to the rest of the body?

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:06 am
by MuffinSticks
Skin someone's hand and use it as a stencil until you get good.

How do I put a slug in someones ear without them catching me?

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:04 pm
by lastwyvern
say its a wet willie and run off.

how do i stop playing street figher 4? i'm getting addicted to it

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:42 pm
by MuffinSticks
Buy a better game and be addicted to that instead.

How do I get my faulty drawing pad to work?

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:27 pm
by BigRedButton
plug it in.

How do I divide by 0?

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:33 pm
by Baconsticks
You can do it by repeating old memes.

How do I shot web and become hypocrite?

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:06 pm
by D-puff
¯\(°_o)/¯

How do I backstroke forwards?

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:25 pm
by lastwyvern
frontstroke. or is a simple solved-paradox too hard for you?

How do I play the spoons?

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:25 pm
by Bocaj Claw
The spoons are as xylophone keys in a cheap sort of way. You must take a knife as your drumstick and whale on those keys as if they were some sort of xylophone keys. Wiring them in place might help.

How do I necro threads?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:15 pm
by Segovia
Go to one of the previous threads, play roulette with them and post some more nonsense.

How do I make fish sticks?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:35 pm
by MuffinSticks
Change your name and jump on the bandwagon.

How do I die a horrible death

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:49 pm
by Segovia
Make a jerk out of yourself. It's bound to happen.