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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:40 am
by MuffinSticks
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dear god please don't.

how do i?
Strange, I saw that image for the first time earlier today. Anyway...

You change the animal you have become and make something of your life.

How do I work around the "cluck"

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:44 am
by RocketGirl
I'm sorry, you can't; I'm afraid you're clucked.

How do I do, when I do, the things that I do?

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:22 pm
by Segovia
It just do them.

How do I conquer the world with only a paper clip a paper plate and a marker?

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:06 pm
by Tom Flapwell
Use the marker to draw yourself a convincing Chuck Norris mask on the paper plate, then threaten to kill everybody with the paper clip if they don't do as you say.

How do I sing just like Sinatra?

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:03 pm
by RocketGirl
Karaoke on acid.

How do I jump up thirty feet into the air under my own un-aided muscle power?

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:12 pm
by Segovia
First you have to train. First put like 200 punds in a back pack and walk around for a month and see how far that takes you.

How do I shave with out cutting myself?

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:38 pm
by RocketGirl
Wax or an epilator.

How do I throw my hands up in the air...and then catch them again?

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:49 pm
by Segovia
catch them in a basket percuriosly placed in front of him.

How do I change a teddy bear into a real bear?

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:51 am
by RocketGirl
Wishing on a star is the first step.

How do I get to Carnegie Hall?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:18 am
by Segovia
Ask for directions. Duh!

How do I see this forum with nobody on it. This include members and guests.

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:18 am
by MuffinSticks
You make sense and get your question answered.

How do I HEE-AHHHH

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:10 am
by Segovia
Continue what you are doing.

How Do I buy dry Ice?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:36 am
by MuffinSticks
You buy it on the internet. Want me to hold your hand?

How do I perform astral projection... on other people?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:57 pm
by Segovia
push them down the stairs to make them have their near death experience. (Warning: This method doesn't work 100% of the time)

How Do I get my mom to allow me to drive when I turn 16?

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:11 am
by MuffinSticks
Call her a stupid whore and say you hate her if she doesn't.

How do I humanahbang?