How would you get kicked out of the White House?

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Postby KJ Fellie » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:40 pm

Putting whoopee cushions on all the chairs.
Also, demanding that balloon animals be proclaimed endangered species. (They're made of balloons, it's a very fragile existence!) :roll:
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Postby Muninn » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:16 pm

By going around the White House carrying campaign signs for Rudy Guliani, Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, etc...
Surely you can find much more reactionary and radical people than them?

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Postby Tom Flapwell » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:44 pm

I would stand just within the White House, put a "Kick me" sign on my back, turn around, and bend over.

Except that it doesn't work as well when I hang from the ceiling.
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Postby nickspoon » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:07 pm

I would turn all the stationery upside-down.
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Postby KJ Fellie » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:19 pm

I would turn all the stationery upside-down.
I don't think that would bother Tom Flapwell.

Two words: Armpit farts...
I'd say it until it had no meaning, like "Floor."
What? You thought I meant making them? I'm too furry for that. It doesn't work.
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Postby osprey » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:55 am

Armpit farts...
Better yet, just eat a cartload of burritos.
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Postby Kyler Thatch » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:30 pm

By making so many puns that people's ears either start bleeding or fleeing in terror.
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Postby Holyman83 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:30 am

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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:09 am

By going around the White House carrying campaign signs for Rudy Guliani, Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, etc...
Surely you can find much more reactionary and radical people than them?
Maybe, but I'd probably get kicked out anyway, because I'm guessing Mr. Bush wouldn't like the fact that he actually has to leave office in about a year -- hopefully for a much more competent President who will get this country back on track :P

Also, I'd get kicked out of the White House for carrying around a Super Soaker and spraying everyone I can with the watery contents before being forcefully ejected [and probably arrested, never to be seen again :P ]
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Postby KJ Fellie » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:22 am

By spouting "Yerf-isms."
Yerf-tastic!
Yerf-tacular!
Yerf-a-licious!
Yerf-a-lismic!
Let's Yerf-a-cise!

Also: Badger-badger-badger-badger! Mushroom! Mushroom! (You'd have to have seen it to understand.)
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Quoth the spotted fox: <b>*yerf*</b> :locke:
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(or in cases like
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Postby osprey » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:37 am

By spouting "Yerf-isms."
Yerf-tastic!
Yerf-tacular!
Yerf-a-licious!
Yerf-a-lismic!
Let's Yerf-a-cise!

Also: Badger-badger-badger-badger! Mushroom! Mushroom! (You'd have to have seen it to understand.)
Snake, snaaaaaaaaaaake, ooooooooh it's a snaaaaaake!
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Postby KJ Fellie » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:45 am

Apparently osprey has seen it. Wonder if I can find the one with the skunk, or the Christmas one...
Anyhow, I would show the President, and the rest of the staff would be so mad at me for exposing him to it that they'd boot the two of us out.
Quoth the spotted fox: <b>*yerf*</b> :locke:
You usually
have to take what people say
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(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)

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Postby Fritz » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:47 am

EVERYONE has seen that.

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Postby osprey » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:54 am

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Postby Foxhound » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:24 am

Randomly quoting C&C. They'll probably think I'm insane within 5 minutes
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