How would you get kicked out of the White House?

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Postby osprey » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:00 am

I would pop an enormous baloon filled with flour in the foyer.
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Postby Muninn » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:34 pm

I would keep putting my hand in my pocket while looking shiftily at the guards on purpose.
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Postby Doc Sigma » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:11 pm

During a press conference, I'd burst into the room and jump in front of the camera yelling dirty words.
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:57 pm

I'd go in dressed as Nightcrawler. Some guard who remembered X2 would get worried.
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Postby klimt » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:04 pm

proposition random interns.
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Postby Holyman83 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:59 am

I would try to play football with the President's Nuclear Football!
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Postby CodeCat » Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:39 pm

Wear the Guevara T-shirt I'm wearing now.
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Postby Steve the Pocket » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:18 pm

I would declare all hours after 10 PM to be "Naked Time."

Oddly enough, this is the same answer I would give to the question of what I would do if I were President. :D
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:57 pm

I would declare all hours after 10 PM to be "Naked Time."
All hours up to what? That makes it sound permanent after 10 PM the day the law goes into effect.
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Postby Arloest » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:50 pm

I wouldn't be thrown out. If I were in the White House, I would simply demand they make me the Queen of America for all eternity! And naturally, they'd have to listen to me, cuz I'm pretty.
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I demand justice.

And I'd get thrown out for demanding justice.
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Postby gforce422 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:05 pm

I'd probably accidentally set the curtains on fire. :P
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Postby Doc Sigma » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:57 pm

I'd delete Arloest's post, causing her to become angry and kick me out of the White House.
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I'm annoying, that's how.

Postby KJ Fellie » Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:38 pm

I'd simply be my annoying self. I have been known to imitate annoying things as well...
Like these!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euZ0j7vtKEQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkHm8uUuT0o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXrnKGSShMk
You probably ought to watch the second one before the third. It's kind of a follow up.
Those of you in the UK may recognize the second one. That made it to the top of the charts there.

Ozy and Millie is actually what led to the discovery of the second one. Behold the Crazy Frog reference here: http://ozyandmillie.org/d/20060206.html

EDIT: AAARRGG!!! It won't display my subject! (It should say "I'm annoying, that's how.") :locke:
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Am I supposed to have a point?

Postby KJ Fellie » Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:41 pm

By double-posting!
Quoth the spotted fox: <b>*yerf*</b> :locke:
You usually
have to take what people say
with a grain of salt.
(or in cases like
mine, a shaker or two may
yield the best result.)
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Postby Miles E Traysandor » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:49 pm

By going around the White House carrying campaign signs for Rudy Guliani, Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, etc...
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