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I got one that's even bigger:

This one fires rubber bands.

This one fires rubber bands.

Unless there's some Define Cynical meme about rubber bands being the bestest thing EVAR in the entire Western Universe, I fail to see how a rubber band gatling gun trumps the Death Star...

Unless there's some Define Cynical meme about rubber bands being the bestest thing EVAR in the entire Western Universe, I fail to see how a rubber band gatling gun trumps the Death Star...

How about the Ogame version of the death star?

Looks nicer, yes?

I fail to see how a rubber band gatling gun trumps the Death Star...

Probably because its cooler on so many levels. I mean, come on, who wouldn't want a rubber band gun?

Unless there's some Define Cynical meme about rubber bands being the bestest thing EVAR in the entire Western Universe, I fail to see how a rubber band gatling gun trumps the Death Star...

Excuse me; this is a gatling gun that fires rubber bands. The Death Star was destroyed by firing a torpedo down an exhaust shaft. I don't see how you could possibly argue this.

How about the Ogame version of the death star?

Looks nicer, yes?

This one doesn't have the exhaust shaft weak point, just so you know

No nukes please

Edit: accidentally hit "reply" instead of the edit button [seriously, we need a "delete post" button, people!]

Unless there's some Define Cynical meme about rubber bands being the bestest thing EVAR in the entire Western Universe, I fail to see how a rubber band gatling gun trumps the Death Star...

Excuse me; this is a gatling gun that fires rubber bands. The Death Star was destroyed by firing a torpedo down an exhaust shaft. I don't see how you could possibly argue this.

Well, it kinna goes like this: if the Empire hadn't been so all-fired overconfident, and just a smidge more confident, they could have put, you know, SHIELDS on their small thermal exhaust ports...and the Death Star has blown up a planet.

By comparison, a rubber band gatling gun would, you know...be mildly irritating. And, as it is made of wood, rather more vulnerable than a planet-killing space station.

Just sayin'.

I think the rubber band gun wins.

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Unless there's some Define Cynical meme about rubber bands being the bestest thing EVAR in the entire Western Universe, I fail to see how a rubber band gatling gun trumps the Death Star...

Excuse me; this is a gatling gun that fires rubber bands. The Death Star was destroyed by firing a torpedo down an exhaust shaft. I don't see how you could possibly argue this.

Well, it kinna goes like this: if the Empire hadn't been so all-fired overconfident, and just a smidge more confident, they could have put, you know, SHIELDS on their small thermal exhaust ports...and the Death Star has blown up a planet.

By comparison, a rubber band gatling gun would, you know...be mildly irritating. And, as it is made of wood, rather more vulnerable than a planet-killing space station.

Just sayin'.

if the rubber band gun is real, it automatically wins by virtue of actually existing.

if the rubber band gun is real, it automatically wins by virtue of actually existing.

That rubber band gun was created by ILM using computers; the Death Star model is more real.

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