Define Cynical Fan Forums

I thought you already were.

WWYDI you became a moderator?

By my self a new hat. Don't ask why.

WWYDI the back scrather you owned all of a sudden turned into a cat claw?

I would claw your face up from a distance with it for not using your mod powers to unban Fritz.

WWYDI I had a picture of your eye

Posted on my girlfriend's (when I get one) wall and say, "I'm watching you, you dirty whore."

WWYDI men and women's reproductive organs switched?

I would be very happy, then realize it's not worth when the blood comes. o.o

WWYDI you came home and found a starving little orphan child in your kitchen, and all of your food gone?

I'd ask the orphan to help me find the thief. It couldn't be him as he is still starving.

WWYDI a woman walked out of a swimming pool and handed you a sword?

Depends. Is she hot? If so then I'd try to play it cool and wonder why I'm at a pool.

WWYDI you were a game programer.

I already am, haven't you ever heard of Mr. Block?

WWYDI you had indeed heard of Mr. Block?

Say Oh my gaww.

WWYDI you worked for Nintendo?

I'd be fired for stealing office supplies. I.e. Wiis and games and Miyamotos.

WWYDI your name was Inigo Montoya and your father was alive?

I won't mind and i dun care about my father.

WWYDI Ozy and Millie's cast became real and invaded your house?

Murder he wrote.

WWYDI William of Orange and Harrison Ford challenged you to an arm wrestling contest?

Get the ice pack ready.

WWYDI all books became cliché.

I wouldn't have predicted it, bummer!

WWYDI Segovia replies to this thread?

Be totally suprised?


WWYDI I told you to pants off?