Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:54 pm
Found out how many licks it takes to get to the centre of an everlasting gobstopper.
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How would you get kicked out of Wonka's factory?
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:59 pm
plant an idea into the oompa-loompa population that, beyond the factory, there is a recording studio where they can record their songs and make 30 times their current wage
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:28 am
The untested Immortality Bar in the inventing room was just too tempting to resist....
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:43 pm
Force Wonka at gunpoint to open the safe, then blow his knees off.
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:42 pm
Got an Oompa-loompa high.M
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:26 pm
Would knock stuff down doing Kim Possible moves!
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:16 pm
Would get booted for excessive insultation, except nobody would be able catch her, so she would be promptly erased by Roald Dahl.Would knock stuff down doing Kim Possible moves!
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:04 am
Seriously though, I'd get booted out for asking this question;
"Yeah, chocolate's good and all, but have you got anything savoury? Like, a kebab?"E
"Yeah, chocolate's good and all, but have you got anything savoury? Like, a kebab?"E
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:12 am
Would get all of the Oompa-Loompas high.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:54 am
Kicked out for possession of weapons.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:53 pm
...letting snakes loose in the factory (giant boa constrictors 
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)+Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:47 pm
For trying to steal the chocolate. All of it.K
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:51 pm
For trying to recruit oompa loompas for the jihad.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:27 pm
Would recruit oompa-loompas to plug up holes in Dutch dams.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:23 pm
Would push Willy Wonka into the chocolate river