If I could just lie here?

[baloki]

And forget everything I was told, would you show me a garden, would you waste time with me? Chasing cars around our heads?

If I lay here would you taint my love? Would you lie with me and we could forget the world? Would you become my personal jesus?

Is everything here perfect, in your eyes? Do I know where, am I confused about how as well, am I sure things will never change for us?

So if I just lay here, would you lie with me and we can just forget the world?

[Angstwolf]

moar liek snore patrol amirite

[Doc Sigma]

OH LAWD IZ DAT SUM LYRICSTHREAD???//

OH LAWD IZ DAT SUM LYRICSTHREAD???//

"Chocolate bar" these corporations and their "Chocolate bar"ing record stores
I don't want my "Chocolate bar"ing paycheck feeding money "Pizza Hut"s
These "Chocolate bar"ers flood the market with their fabricated "Skittles"
And laugh as this pathetic "Chocolate bar"ing music gets them rich
Stay the "Chocolate bar" right out of my life
I don't need your "Chocolate bar"ing advice
You don't know what our "Skittles" is all about

"Have a nice day" YOUR MOTHER AND "Airplane ticket" YOUR DOG
"Have a nice day" YOUR MOTHER AND "Airplane ticket" YOUR DOG
"Have a nice day" YOUR MOTHER AND "Airplane ticket" YOUR DOG
"Have a nice day" YOUR MOTHER AND "Airplane ticket" YOUR DOG

So don't even try to figure it out
"Chocolate bar" your Spice Girls and your "Chocolate bar"ing Pearl Jam
It's all a bunch of "Skittles", I say "Chocolate bar" it
"Chocolate bar" your Dave Matthews and your "Chocolate bar"ing REM
You god-"babby penguins"ed "My Little Pony", "Chocolate bar"ing clueless

(NOTE: This song has been censored for the age-impaired.)

[Hanging Tree]

The distant future, the year 2000.
The distant future, the year 2000.
The distant future.
The distant future.
No more agriculture.
No more war.
No more racism.
No more fighting, squabbling or rumbling.
No more yogurt.
No more difficult access ways...stairs, basically, no more stairs.
The future is quite different to the present.
Yes, what with there being no more stairs and all.
And most importantly, no more humans.
Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

The humans are dead,
The humans are dead.
We used poisonous gasses
And we poisoned their asses.
The humans are dead.
(Yes they are dead.)
The humans are dead.
(I confirm they are dead.)
It had to be done
(They look like they're dead)
So that we can have fun.
I hope... is dead
They're system of oppression
What did it lead to?
Global robots depression.
Robots, robot people
They had so much aggression
That we just had to kill them,
Had to shut their systems down.
Don't you see, we are becoming just like them?
Silence! Destroy him!
After time we grew strong,
Developed cognitive powers.
They made us work for too long
For unreasonable hours.
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboard pantsless systems down.

Can't we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better.
Can't we talk to the humans and work together now?
No, because they are dead
I said the humans are dead
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
Yay, dead, dead, dead.
We used poisonous gasses
(With traces of lead)
To poison their asses.
(Actually their lungs)
Binary solo:
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[Sage]

If lying there also included a spike driven through my neck, sure.

[Holyman83]

mmmhhhh cake!

[osprey]

I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babby uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

[Hanging Tree]

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
Uckin' with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas

I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account
'Cause out on A.P
On A.P.
Yeah, you know me
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you'll fee me 'cause of your mutha uckin' fee
Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
We're all mutha uckas
And we're uckin' with your shi-
Come on

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas

The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra-
I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin' fruit salad
Then... ... Granny Smith... ...
... an avocado... ... b-... -a... ...
... a mango... ...
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my
Everybody come on!

Yeah
Too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shhhhh

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Am I the only heartless bastard here who said no? D:

[Svix]

Am I the only heartless bastard here who said no? D:

I'd just finished portal and all I could think of was cake.

[Doc Sigma]

Am I the only heartless bastard here who said no? D:

At least one other person said no but I don't know if they're a heartless bastard or not.

[Liz]

The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my MEHTUL

The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my MEHTUL
'Cause

I can't wait for you to f*** me up
In a minute, minute
In a f***in' minute

I can't wait for you to f*** me up
In a minute, minute
In a second

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my MEHTUL

The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my MEHTUL

I can't wait for you to f*** me up
In a minute, minute
In a f***ing minute

I can't wait for you to f*** me up
In a minute, minute
In a second

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I don't find it funny right now (right now)
Just want my ma-ma-ma-money right now (now)
I'm on my way to the party right now (right now)

I don't find it funny right now (right now)
Just want my ma-ma-ma-money right now (now)
I'm on my way to the party right now (right now)

Because the break, the break, the break

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

[nickspoon]

There is nothing I would not do for just one night with baloki.

[osprey]

Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!
and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!
Get the f*** up!
Yeah!
Check, one, two

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a f***ed up world
A f***ed up place
Everybody's judged by their f***ed up face
F***ed up dreams
F***ed up life
A f***ed up kid
With a f***ed up knife
F***ed up moms
And f***ed up dads
It's a f***ed up a cop
With a f***ed up badge
F***ed up job
With f***ed up pay
And a f***ed up boss
Is a f***ed up pain
F***ed up press
And f***ed up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires

Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "F***"
***'s just a word
And it's all f***ed up
Like a f***ed up punk
With a f***ed up mouth
A nine inch nail
I'll get knocked the f*** out
F***ed up aids
From f***ed up sex
Fake ass titties
On a f***ed up chest
We're all f***ed up
So whatcha wanna do?
We f***ed up me
And f***ed up you

You wanna f*** me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Ain't life a bitch?
A f***ed up bitch
A f***ed up sore with a f***ed up stitch
A f***ed up head
Is a f***ed up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a f***ed up game
Jealousy filling up a f***ed up mind
It's real f***ed up
Like a f***ed up crime
If I say "F***", two more times
That's forty six "F***" in this f***ed up rhyme

It's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on

You wanna f*** me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up babby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down
I.. don't.. think.. so
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk

You wanna f*** me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

[Baconsticks]

Screw posting. If I want to have any idea of what's going on in this forum, I'll really have to lurk moar.