rutabega Month!

[Muninn]

It is that most important of events!

[Svix]

Oh it's a swede! I'll have to buy one.

[Comrade K]

This should dispel all that turnip created propaganda:
http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/plan ... urnip.html

[GeorgiaCoyote]

Hmmm...I take it these are not the kind of folks I should tell about how I never got a taste for rutabegas. Why do I have the feeling that in my dreams tonight I will be visited by folks in rutabega decorated cloaks who will proceed to shove a ton of the root vegetable down my throat.

[Zaaphod]

rutabegas aren't actually edible you know. They're better used as ballast.

[GhostWay]

rutabegas aren't actually edible you know. They're better used as ballast.

Like Clamato?

[Muninn]

They're better used as ballast.

One of the many many uses this fine product has to offer. You have to ask yourself really, when I'm hurled head first into shark infested waters who have electric eels for tongues and can fly what would be the first vegetable I would like to get my hands on falling all around me from the upturned kitchen pantry? Carrots? Of course not, carrots are useless, you need a rutabega - which in cases of danger has been known to transform into, among other useful things, a raft, a gps receiver, a 12 course meal with waiter, a treehouse, an office tower and the entire body of work of Osamu Tezuka.

[Zaaphod]

rutabegas aren't actually edible you know. They're better used as ballast.

Like Clamato?

No no no, you use clamato to fix balky routers.